Corrupt-A-Wish

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted! The rifle is out of ammo. It's a shame too. The dog mauls and kills you.

I wish for a can of WD-40 and a screwdriver set. Got me a squeaky deskfan.

oh so thats how its going to be is it?? ok fine.

you spray the wd40 on your fan - but silly you forgot that electricity and fumes dont mix - the resultant explosion decapitates you and kills every one in your vicinity... seeing as it was the "family" size - your entire family is now deceased... i will dance on your grave!!!

[medusa]

while dancing on his grave, your old bones break and you become stuck in the grave.
for the next 20 years of your life you are reduced to a bendib scarecrow to shoe away all his remaining relatives.

I wish the wz|developers would wake up and smell the coffee.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it was my coffee. They have been coding nonstop with an average of one release per seven minutes.

I wish for a bag of hot dog buns.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted!! now all you need is the "HOT" dogs, also called farm deer by the Vietnamese... apparently it is quite a tasty roast beast.

i wish we were all on the same wavelength, thinking wise...

[bendib]

Wish granted. Everyone now thinks at 233Mhz.

I wish that every question had an easy to find and absolute answer.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted! Someone writes a book entitled Every Question which asks the hardest question in the history of the universe: What does two and two make?

The answer to the question, of course, is simple and absolute: 5.

I wish for vinegar!

[lav_coyote25]

Granted. However, both are defective; the WD-40 de-lubes the fan, and the screwdriver set can only loosen screws.

I wish for vinegar!

wish granted - sort of.... you granted a wish that had already been granted... i believe that counts against you... so ....

the wish you were wanting to grant = " I wish that every question had an easy to find and absolute answer." so - you have to go and do the right and proper thing now...

[bendib]

Wish granted! You are boiled alive in a giant vat of white vinegar.

I wish these veggie chips didn't taste like styrofoam mixed with catfood.

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted! You are boiled alive in a giant vat of white vinegar.

I wish these veggie chips didn't taste like styrofoam mixed with catfood.

wish granted!!! your chips now taste like styrofoam mixed with wet dog food... should have stuck with the catfood... but your fussy.

i wish for a cure for political correctness blinkers. (ask if your unsure about the term).

[bendib]

Wish granted, but the cure wears off after a day.

I wish for a new, functional, compatible, durable, and usable 1TB IDE Hard Disk. (Yes, I said IDE, not SATA.)

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted... unfortunately it is incompatible with the equipment you now own... why ? you may ask... no one makes the drivers for this any longer... also, your floor is not thick enuff to handle the weight of this drive.

i wish for a hamburger with all the fixins.

[driver4]

i wish for a hamburger with all the fixins.

Wish granted!! Enjoy your 20 calorie hamburger with all the trimmings needed to almost have you starve to death before dinner-time!

I wish for fire to not burn when people touch it.

[lav_coyote25]

awesome!!!! now i will loose weight!!!! thanks - i love this thread.!!!!


wish granted:

fire does not burn the people around you. unfortunately - when those same people go to touch you , you immediately erupt in unquenchable flames... you die horribly , and in excruciating pain...even though it is almost instantaneous... it feels like forever. R.I.P. driver4 we will give you an awesome sendoff... and pour a good bottle of scots whiskey over your grave,... well, after passing it through our kidneys first... you understand about great scots whiskey dont you???

i wish for a cherry cheese cake with quadruple chocolate blackforest cake icing!!!

[E-102 Gamma]

you granted a wish that had already been granted... i believe that counts against you... so ....

Oh, whoops. Fixed it now.

Granted! You get a strawberry upside-down cake made out of pure beef fat and gristle with lemon icing. Enjoy!

I wish for a list of ATi TruForm-compatible graphics cards. It's so confusing trying to find out which support it and which don't.

[lav_coyote25]

you granted a wish that had already been granted... i believe that counts against you... so ....

Oh, whoops. Fixed it now.

Granted! You get a strawberry cake made out of pure beef fat and gristle with lemon icing. Enjoy!

I wish for a list of ATi TruForm-compatible graphics cards. It's so confusing trying to find out which support it and which don't.

you need to either have your seeing eye dog or your mom re-read what i asked... what you said made no sense. sorry - untill you get it right, no ati truform for you. ever.

i wish for a cherry cheese cake with quadruple chocolate blackforest cake icing!!! see if you can get it right this time...