Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Wish granted. You also cease to exist in a horrid torturous death. I wish I was the all-powerful, perfect, and immortal dictator of the multiverse.

[cumandgetit]

Wish granted. You also cease to exist in a horrid torturous death. I wish I was the all-powerful, perfect, and immortal dictator of the multiverse.

wish granted. however, you suffer endless boredom and loneliness in knowing everything before you make it happen and that you have no peers to delight with you in the unpredictable and imperfect beauty you cannot bring yourself to create.

i wish to be resurrected as the last adult on a dieing Mars surrounded by a bunch of child-like clones of myself who all try to do stuff i never got around to and thumb their collective noses at my conservative counsel.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted. you are HIM. so what. no one gives a Frack. its all dead.
i wish those that asked me to become moderater would have given me the overall command button - so when sh*t happens it could be delt with faster.

[cumandgetit]

i wish those that asked me to become moderater would have given me the overall command button - so when sh*t happens it could be delt with faster.

wish granted. but then the boards collapse and only scavengers post pop-up ads.

i wish sleep was optional.

(wisler: outstanding. )

[WarTux]

i wish sleep was optional.

Wish granted, but you spend so much time playing Warzone that you lose your sight and go blind.

I wish I had unlimited wishes!

[BlueMaxima]

I wish I had unlimited wishes!

wish granted. however, you suffer endless boredom and loneliness in knowing everything before you make it happen and that you have no peers to delight with you in the unpredictable and imperfect beauty you cannot bring yourself to create.

I wish I had a girlfriend! ... ...

[WarTux]

I wish I had a girlfriend! ... ...

Wish granted, but your girlfriend locks you in your closet and steals all your things.

I wish for more unlimited wishes!

[cumandgetit]

I wish I had a girlfriend! ... ...

Wish granted, but your girlfriend locks you in your closet and steals all your things.

I wish for more unlimited wishes!

wish granted and you get so caught up in trying all kinds of wishes that eventually you are exhausted by the infinite possibilities so that at last you wish that you could find the one wish that would please you for eternity without having to work at it.

i wish that my every act resulted in the creation of mystifying beauty.

[Mr_E]

Wish granted, however everything you create is horribly ugly.

i wish i could god mod.
spawn random things and add random items = god modding

[macuser]

I don't understand your wish. could you rephrase it?

[cumandgetit]

Wish granted, however everything you create is horribly ugly.

hey ! wait a second. no fair ! that, friend, is a contradiction. you are granting my wish by not granting it !!

[Mr_E]

It's a Paradox duh that and it's supposed to be Corrupt a wish so

[JDW]

i wish that my every act resulted in the creation of mystifying beauty.

Wish Granted! But your creations are only visible to you and can only be touched by you. People will think that you are hallucinating when you say that it's real and it's there. Your folks will think that you have lost your mind. And finally you end up in a mental asylum.


I wish I could breakdance like B-Boy Junior

[Mr_E]

wish granted, you can brake dance like B-Boy Junior, however you break your leg doing a wicked spin.

i wish i could have direct interface with computers

[cumandgetit]

wish granted, you can brake dance like B-Boy Junior, however you break your leg doing a wicked spin.

i wish i could have direct interface with computers

wish granted and after your first interface of 36 hours you come out of it smelling like an out house cause you done soiled your bvds big time. After you clean up you go to the kitchen to grab a cold one and find a note on the fridge from your live in girlfriend that says - "i didn't sign up for this crap. hope you and your interface live happily ever after."

I wish drama queens would get over themselves.