Random jokes

[Black Project]

That one almost kicks me off the chair

Check this one guys: http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html there are funnier ones in this link.

BP

[Roux Le Corps]

this thread = pure win

[JDW]

(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
(+ware) So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and
(+ware) THAT'S when the fight started . .

[Nameless]

kid's say the darndest things....

Did I just hear a rim-shot?

[JDW]

An IRC joke

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
* frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

[KukY]

An IRC joke

[JDW]

An IRC joke

EDIT: I'm going to leave it that way...

[JDW]

(Feeks) Hey can anyone help me I've been building a computer?
(@Wabz) Whats up?
(Feeks) Well i built it but it wont turn on
(@Wabz) Is the PSU connected to the board and harddrive etc
(Feeks) Yeah I'm not *****stupid
(@Wabz) lol ok then, can you hear the fan on the PSU?
(Feeks) Yeah so it's turned on ya *****muppet
(@Wabz) Fair enough then
(@Wabz) There should be a little red switch on the back of the PSU saying 240
(Feeks) Yeah man
(Feeks) ??? Hurry up some of us dont have all day
(@Wabz) OK OK lol push it over so it says 115 and you'll get more power going to the board
(Feeks) Then Plug it in?
(@Wabz) Yeah
(KLine) hehe
@Wabz puts his fingers in his ears
(Feeks) You *****you blew it up
(@Wabz) No i told you how to blow it up
(@Wabz) You blew it up
(Feeks) *****!!
(@Wabz) !kb Feeks
&#8212;&#8250; mode: (Wanda) sets (+b *!*@host213-122-140-17.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Comment: Why n00bs should be nice to IRC vetrans

[Roux Le Corps]

brilliant ^_^ thats skill right there ^_^

[NoQ]

(deleted. Sorry, it's already here)

[Nameless]

lol. Reminded me about the times whenever I used to help someone over the phone when dealing stuff like that. I'd always half-expect to hear something blow up on the other side.

[Buginator]

Guys, read the forum rules, don't post jokes that contain expletives.

You all have been warned. Again.

Stop it, or that is the end of this thread.

[JDW]

Guys, read the forum rules, don't post jokes that contain expletives.

You all have been warned. Again.

Stop it, or that is the end of this thread.

Understood, I offer my apologies..

[JDW]

<fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on
<atsleek> lol
<Nefemus> what?

[Roux Le Corps]

i am nefemus ^_^