The Church Of The Project

[macuser]

So.... blender? or what?

[KukY]

*Stormbringer AA shots down all flyng chainsaws.*
*I use the secret weapon that makes holy cats that taste like oil lose all oil and turn back into regular cats.*
*My TAGs kill regular cats.*

The secret weapon will be presented now:

The Unholy Alcohol

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UNHOLY               |              ALCOHOL
*unholy removes holy*|*oil disolves in alcohol*
 HOLY                 |              OIL  

Screw your cats!

[Jorzi]

Remember, that was only the first wave, more tomorrow, goodnight.

[KukY]

Remember, that was only the first wave, more tomorrow, goodnight.

Don't worry, I have tons more of alcohol. Both pure and one that is into drinks
And my Unholy Alcohol has a stick with an Unholy ornament on it. It can use it for spells! To bring down your VTOLs!
And only alcohol that comes from that bottle can be used for destroying holy oily cats. Fortunately, it can be refilled

[Tiberian]

what the

[KukY]

*hik*
"I drank some Unholy Alcohol!"
*hik*
"I can kill your lame cats by myself now!"
*hik*

[Olrox]

*hik*
"I drank some Unholy Alcohol!"
*hik*
"I can kill your lame cats by myself now!"
*hik*

That's what you think
We've researched anti-alcohol weapons that are launched ahead our our HOLY CATS THAT TASTE LIKE OIL(tm).
Here's a pic:
http://scorpionsurvival.com/store/image ... n/LCWM.jpg
You can't possibly beat waterproof matches!
It's madness! And it's worst than Sparta!

~Olrox

[KukY]

Screw that all! My Unholy Alcohol has magic that can never be created by you holy people!

[Olrox]

Screw that all! My Unholy Alcohol has magic that can never be created by you holy people!

Fine

*"accidentally" drops a burning waterproof match into KukY's reservoirs*
*Spot KukY fleeing with a bottle of unholy alcohol under his arm*
*"accidentally" drops another burning waterproof match, this time on KukY himself*
*Watches KukY burning like all unbelievers should*
*Scans for additional alcohol containers*
*None left*
*Swarms of HOLY CATS THAT TASTES LIKE OIL(tm) destroys all remnants from KukY and his bases and missile silos an stuff*
*puting things between asterisks like it is the truth makes it a lot easier, don't it?*

~Olrox

[BlueMaxima]

I think the time has come for a full-scale counter-offensive, getting tired of those constant nuke strikes.
Launch the fist wave of flying chainsaws and cats that taste like oil(tm).
EDIT: added the trademark

Pumpkin Lords I wish that was in game :/

[Black Project]

Fine

*"accidentally" drops a burning waterproof match into KukY's reservoirs*
*Spot KukY fleeing with a bottle of unholy alcohol under his arm*
*"accidentally" drops another burning waterproof match, this time on KukY himself*
*Watches KukY burning like all unbelievers should*
*Scans for additional alcohol containers*
*None left*
*Swarms of HOLY CATS THAT TASTES LIKE OIL(tm) destroys all remnants from KukY and his bases and missile silos an stuff*
*puting things between asterisks like it is the truth makes it a lot easier, don't it?*

~Olrox

*Female voice says: Objective Accomplished!*

Long life to HOLY CATS THAT TASTES LIKE OIL(tm)

BP

Edit: What about P-Bombs (Pumpkin Bomb) (NOOBS USE NUKES. MASTERS USE P-BOMBS!)

[Roux Le Corps]

*female voice says: Enemy ally escaping, secondary objective failed*

[KukY]

*female voice says: Enemy ally escaping, secondary objective failed*

*MISSION FAILED*
*reload*

*me and RLC go to Moon*
*takes out BIG gravity gun*
*uses it to extract all resources from Earth and transports them to Mars*
*Activates my nukes, explosives, missiles, VTOLs, Tanks to go around the Earth and destroy anyone who they see.*
*Uses Unholy Alcohol's magic and throws Earth into sun.*

*alcoholic voice says: "Enemy planet eradicated"*
*MISSION COMPLETE*
*Unholy Wins*
Loses(units/structures):
Holy: 64578/2957
Unholy:234/687
Built(nukes/satellites):
Holy:0/0
Unholy:145/56