Random jokes

[Roux Le Corps]

Bob, take off my dress, now take off my stockings and bob...


IF I CATCH YOU IN MY CLOTHES AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU!!!!

[XHero_of_ChaosX]

haha

[Black Project]

When Bob will come back? Does anyone know when?

BP

[Roux Le Corps]

he's been all over facebook

[Nameless]

Chuck Norris has additional pylons!

lol.

Here's mine;

"A pretzel walks down a street and gets assaulted."



(My 5yr old cousin told me that one,haha).

[Roux Le Corps]

two peanuts walk the street and get assaulted....

they had it coming...

[JDW]

"A pretzel walks down a street and gets assaulted."



(My 5yr old cousin told me that one,haha).

[lav_coyote25]

hey! ya wanna hear a dirty joke???

[Roux Le Corps]

bob fell in the mud

[Black Project]

hey! ya wanna hear a dirty joke???

bob fell in the mud

EPIC WIN!

[lav_coyote25]

no.... a white horse fell in the mud. ya wanna hear a really really dirty joke???

a black horse fell in the mud. dont blame me - i heard this back in the late 50's. kid's say the darndest things....

[Rman Virgil]

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I came across this one the other day.

For some odd reason I like Redneck jokes...

This one may not be exactly PC aka "Politically Correct".

Some may even consider it in poor taste.

Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the"United States Redneck Special Forces".

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

- RV


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[JDW]

For all you guys who hang out on the IRC,

<john1> hey how do i send a pm?
<john1> guys?
<quit> put a / before target's name then your message
*** john1 has quit IRC (like this? )
<Karg> ...Oh man.
<Karg> That was almost too perfect.

[lav_coyote25]

For all you guys who hang out on the IRC,

<john1> hey how do i send a pm?
<john1> guys?
<quit> put a / before target's name then your message
*** john1 has quit IRC (like this? )
<Karg> ...Oh man.
<Karg> That was almost too perfect.

[lav_coyote25]

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I came across this one the other day.

For some odd reason I like Redneck jokes...

This one may not be exactly PC aka "Politically Correct".

Some may even consider it in poor taste.

Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the"United States Redneck Special Forces".

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

- RV

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