Corrupt-A-Wish

[matthewfarmery]

wish granted, and smells very bad too, a smell that you just can't get rid of

I wish I had more hands

[bendib]

wish granted, and smells very bad too, a smell that you just can't get rid of

I wish I had more hands

Wish granted, you had 484 hands attached to 484 arms. You weight a couple of tons and your face is buried in appendages. You suffocate shortly afterward.

I wish I wasn't a night owl. There's never any games on at night. :^(

[kracker]

wish granted, and smells very bad too, a smell that you just can't get rid of

I wish I had more hands

Wish granted, you had 484 hands attached to 484 arms. You weight a couple of tons and your face is buried in appendages. You suffocate shortly afterward.

I wish I wasn't a night owl. There's never any games on at night. :^(

Wish granted. However, people started playing in the night again...

I wish bendib would stop hating low oil... (Some just like damn flat maps.)

[kracker]

wish granted, and smells very bad too, a smell that you just can't get rid of

I wish I had more hands

Wish granted, you had 484 hands attached to 484 arms. You weight a couple of tons and your face is buried in appendages. You suffocate shortly afterward.

I wish I wasn't a night owl. There's never any games on at night. :^(

Wish granted. However, people started playing in the night again...

I wish bendib would stop hating low oil... (Some just like damn flat maps.)

EDIT: oops... hit submit twice I think.. please remove.

[bendib]

wish granted, and smells very bad too, a smell that you just can't get rid of

I wish I had more hands

Wish granted, you had 484 hands attached to 484 arms. You weight a couple of tons and your face is buried in appendages. You suffocate shortly afterward.

I wish I wasn't a night owl. There's never any games on at night. :^(

Wish granted. However, people started playing in the night again...

I wish bendib would stop hating low oil... (Some just like damn flat maps.)

Wish granted, but I easily exceed your skill and send your tanks to hell where they belong with ease whenever you play me, for the rest of your life. >:^)

I wish kracker wouldn't make duplicate posts.

[kracker]

wish granted, and smells very bad too, a smell that you just can't get rid of

I wish I had more hands

Wish granted, you had 484 hands attached to 484 arms. You weight a couple of tons and your face is buried in appendages. You suffocate shortly afterward.

I wish I wasn't a night owl. There's never any games on at night. :^(

Wish granted. However, people started playing in the night again...

I wish bendib would stop hating low oil... (Some just like damn flat maps.)

Wish granted, but I easily exceed your skill and send your tanks to hell where they belong with ease whenever you play me, for the rest of your life. >:^)

I wish kracker wouldn't make duplicate posts.

Wish granted. I make triple posts.

I wish I had a pet tiger that wouldn't eat me up.

[bendib]

Wish granted, it just fills your house with juicy tiger turds.

I wish I had a 5 ton, four headed, black rat, for a most loyal pet.

[kracker]

Wish granted, it just fills your house with juicy tiger turds.

I wish I had a 5 ton, four headed, black rat, for a most loyal pet.

Wish granted. but it needed like 2 tons of food a day... and it died of starvation.

I wish my computer wouldn't suck so much on the new graphics on master... (bad graphics card)

[bendib]

Wish granted, it just fills your house with juicy tiger turds.

I wish I had a 5 ton, four headed, black rat, for a most loyal pet.

Wish granted. but it needed like 2 tons of food a day... and it died of starvation.

I wish my computer wouldn't suck so much on the new graphics on master... (bad graphics card)

Wish granted, it sucks 40 trillion times more.

I wish I had 8 jack in the box tacos, two jack in the box chicken sandwiches, a jumbo jack, a large coke, a large curly fries, and some barbecue and hot sauce.

[matthewfarmery]

wish granted, you soon fill up like a balloon and can't move as you weigh too much

I wish I can run faster then a speeding bullet

[bendib]

wish granted, you soon fill up like a balloon and can't move as you weigh too much

I wish I can run faster then a speeding bullet

Wish granted, but you hit a street light's pole when on a morning jog and explode like a water balloon filled with chunky salsa.

I wish I caffeine worked as good on me as it does other people.

[brakenfur]

wish granted but u become so hyper nobody wants to be with u so they get so pissed they hire a sniper to take u down

i wish for irc to be more atcive

[bendib]

wish granted but u become so hyper nobody wants to be with u so they get so pissed they hire a sniper to take u down

i wish for irc to be more atcive

Wish granted, the Warzone IRC channels become flooded with ubern00bers.

I wish I was better at 1v1s and ffas.

[kracker]

wish granted but u become so hyper nobody wants to be with u so they get so pissed they hire a sniper to take u down

i wish for irc to be more atcive

Wish granted, the Warzone IRC channels become flooded with ubern00bers.

I wish I was better at 1v1s and ffas.

Wish granted. however, you totally suck on team games.

I wish for a teleporter to take me anywhere I want to go.

[bendib]

wish granted but u become so hyper nobody wants to be with u so they get so pissed they hire a sniper to take u down

i wish for irc to be more atcive

Wish granted, the Warzone IRC channels become flooded with ubern00bers.

I wish I was better at 1v1s and ffas.

Wish granted. however, you totally suck on team games.

I wish for a teleporter to take me anywhere I want to go.

Wish granted, but it always rematerializes whatever you send through it inside out.

I wish I had less "oh f**k" moments in life.