marsbound2024
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by marsbound2024 » 21 Sep 2010, 15:17
macuser wrote: Granted, but the wind picked up and blew you both away.
I wish I had an iPhone 4
Granted, but someone ripped you off by switching the internals with only a lead weight and a chip that makes the phone only show the boot screen.
http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/07/keep ... p-does-no/
I wish macuser was a PC user.
Jorzi
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by Jorzi » 21 Sep 2010, 15:23
I wish I had an iphone 4
Granted, but the signal vanishes when you hold it the wrong way and you're bound to a single operator.
(didn't even have to use my imagination on that one)
I wish macuser was a PC user.
Granted, but he still couldn't decide which mouse button to click.
I wish I had some delicious cookies and milk
-insert deep philosophical statement here-
KukY
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by KukY » 21 Sep 2010, 17:11
Jorzi wrote: I wish I had some delicious cookies and milk
Wish granted, but those cookies came from a malicious site and you got infected.
I wish I don't have to go to school now.
macuser
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by macuser » 21 Sep 2010, 18:40
well you don't, but you sat around playing warzone 2100 and your brains rotted out
I wish I could program in c
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marsbound2024
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by marsbound2024 » 21 Sep 2010, 19:59
macuser wrote: well you don't, but you sat around playing warzone 2100 and your brains rotted out
I wish I could program in c
You find that you can code anything you ever wanted in C, but it never compiles no matter how hard you try.
I wish I was a famous, published, writer with millions of fans!
Epyon
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by Epyon » 21 Sep 2010, 21:01
Wish granted, but your book is on how to make nuclear weapons, and one of your fans used them to end the world! He was some doctor named Reed...
I wish I owned a prototype handheld rail cannon with enough power to penetrate 50 feet of solid steel!
KukY
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by KukY » 21 Sep 2010, 21:06
Epyon wrote: I wish I owned a prototype handheld rail cannon with enough power to penetrate 50 feet of solid steel!
Wish granted, but when you first shot from it you got yourself launched in Earth's orbit!
I wish all devices were compatible.
macuser
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by macuser » 21 Sep 2010, 21:33
wish granted.... now all the pc viruses will infect your phone, mac, tv, car, pacemaker etc
I wish I had an aptera
http://www.aptera.com/
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XboxJosh
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by XboxJosh » 21 Sep 2010, 21:59
Wish granted, but it got a virus as well and now it won't start.
I wish they would finally invent a flying car
Alias: Cipher[SSC]
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Epyon
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by Epyon » 21 Sep 2010, 22:50
Wish granted, but it flys at an altitude of 20,000 feet and has no landing equipment. oh, and no fuel tank.
i wish i wasn't in orbit from that rail gun. never trust prototypes.
XboxJosh
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by XboxJosh » 21 Sep 2010, 23:10
Wish granted. You landed on Mars.
I wish I had a parachute.
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Epyon
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by Epyon » 22 Sep 2010, 00:06
Wish granted, but the parachute is made of 25 tons of depleted uranium.
I wish i was on earth again. do people have something against me being there?
kracker
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by kracker » 22 Sep 2010, 03:07
Epyon wrote: Wish granted, but the parachute is made of 25 tons of depleted uranium.
I wish i was on earth again. do people have something against me being there?
Were you on Mars?
Wish granted, but people thought you were a alien from Mars and some scientists killed you and observed you.
I wish I had a satelite uplink site and several super-long arty so I could kill anyone or nuke anything I wanted
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Black Project
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by Black Project » 22 Sep 2010, 04:55
kracker wrote: I wish I had a satelite uplink site and several super-long arty so I could kill anyone or nuke anything I wanted
Wish granted!
However, you forgot super AA defenses, which mean you will mostly end up bombed by swarms of angry plasmite bombers
I wish a MG Viper Wheels!
kracker
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by kracker » 22 Sep 2010, 05:08
Black Project wrote: kracker wrote: I wish I had a satelite uplink site and several super-long arty so I could kill anyone or nuke anything I wanted
Wish granted!
However, you forgot super AA defenses, which mean you will mostly end up bombed by swarms of angry plasmite bombers
I wish a MG Viper Wheels!
Why did you want that instead of a dragon double-gauss cannon?
Wish granted, but the millitary quickly heard of it and destroyed it
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