Corrupt-A-Wish

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lav_coyote25 wrote:wish granted - you know everything - unfortunately your head explodes, explodes REAL good. :lol2:

i wish for nothing as i already have it. :lecture:
Wish granted. Your life NEVER improves. It stays in the same sad story for all eternity, you never aging one bit. You go insane and eat your face, but it just resets the way it was.

I wish I could host 8 players on warzone without it crashing or hanging.
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Granted, but the game lags so unbearably that it's unplayable. :(

I wish I knew Kung Fu so I could say "I know Kung Fu." :D

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wish granted you know basic kung fu...
i wish i new why i can't get on the Warzone IRC...
I'm not always on but when I am you know it.
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(Anyone catch the reference?)
No. Show me :P
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

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Mr_E wrote:i wish i new why i can't get on the Warzone IRC...
Granted. You know what the problem is, but its unfixable.

I wish for... Crap, what did I want to wish for?

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Wish granted. You receive a flaming pile of crap on your door step.

I wish Diet Dr. Pepper really did taste just like regular Dr. Pepper.
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effigy wrote:Wish granted. You receive a flaming pile of crap on your door step.

I wish Diet Dr. Pepper really did taste just like regular Dr. Pepper.
Here's a bag of refined white sugar...

I still wish the stupid stupid trucks didn't run out under enemy fire!
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wish granted your stupid stupid trucks stay inside,however your smart trucks go out.

i wish ghost nappa would stop haunting vegeta
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Mr_E wrote:wish granted your stupid stupid trucks stay inside,however your smart trucks go out.

i wish ghost nappa would stop haunting vegeta
Wish granted, but due to the wish processor not understanding either ghost nappa or vegeta, you receive ten pounds of haunted rotten fish under your bed.

I wish warzone players would keep playing after 10 PM Mountain time.
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bendib wrote:
Mr_E wrote:wish granted your stupid stupid trucks stay inside,however your smart trucks go out.

i wish ghost nappa would stop haunting vegeta
Wish granted, but due to the wish processor not understanding either ghost nappa or vegeta, you receive ten pounds of haunted rotten fish under your bed.

I wish warzone players would keep playing after 10 PM Mountain time.
Wish granted, but only really good players came on, beating you every time.

I wish noobs wouldn't rage quit every time I beat them. :ninja: :stressed: :augh:
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Granted, but they actually start getting better at warzone. So much so that they start to beat YOU at it.

I wish I was a :ninja:.
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Granted, you are a 15x15 gif image :P

I wish "I" was a ninja.
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milo christiansen wrote:Granted, you are a 15x15 gif image :P

I wish "I" was a ninja.
Granted. The letter "I" is now a ninja. What did that accomplish? :hmm:

I wish for a working portable force-field generator. :D
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E-102 Gamma wrote:
milo christiansen wrote:Granted, you are a 15x15 gif image :P

I wish "I" was a ninja.
Granted. The letter "I" is now a ninja. What did that accomplish? :hmm:

I wish for a working portable force-field generator. :D
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E-102 Gamma wrote:
milo christiansen wrote:Granted, you are a 15x15 gif image :P

I wish "I" was a ninja.
Granted. The letter "I" is now a ninja. What did that accomplish? :hmm:

I wish for a working portable force-field generator. :D
Wish granted, but it's antimatter power source goes kaboom when you put it next to the running microwave. The world ends.

I wish I had a :idea: for my desktop's power light.
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