Corrupt-A-Wish

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lav_coyote25 wrote:
E-102 Gamma wrote:I wish I could stop and start time at will. :D
stop.........doing..........that........ :annoyed:
Nice one. :lol2:
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I wish for my own working plasmite retribution vtol with one functional landing pad.
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wish granted u get the vtol but the army finds it and shots it down with a nuke killing u too

i wish my trip to italy to be now not april
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Hey! You guys neither granted nor corrupted my wish! :(
E-102 Gamma wrote:I wish I could stop and start time at will. :D
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E-102 Gamma wrote:Hey! You guys neither granted nor corrupted my wish! :(
E-102 Gamma wrote:I wish I could stop and start time at will. :D

ummm k. wish granted. NOW....STOP......DOING.....THAT!!!!!!.... :annoyed:
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brakenfur 54 wrote:i wish my trip to italy to be now not april
Granted. Now you don't get to go to Italy in April. :roll:

I wish for GOLD. :D
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wish granted u get a a miligram of gold that is worth nothing

i wish for E-102 Gamma to get bitten by a toxic snake and die
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brakenfur 54 wrote:wish granted u get a a miligram of gold that is worth nothing

i wish for E-102 Gamma to get bitten by a toxic snake and die
Wish granted, but the snake bites you too, and moreover, you are allergic, so you have an extra "fun" death. I wish I was quicker to respond at situations in wz.
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bendib wrote:
brakenfur 54 wrote:wish granted u get a a miligram of gold that is worth nothing

i wish for E-102 Gamma to get bitten by a toxic snake and die
Wish granted, but the snake bites you too, and moreover, you are allergic, so you have an extra "fun" death. I wish I was quicker to respond at situations in wz.
wish granted, but sometimes you responded too quickly, with LOTS of undesirable effects.

I wish people would play more low oil. :lol2:
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Granted, but the oil is now so low that nobody can buy anything, so every match ends in a stalemate.

I wish for MORE GOLD. :D

More than last time. A LOT more. Considerably more. But not so much that it buries my house or kills me or sinks North America. :roll:
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E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted, but the oil is now so low that nobody can buy anything, so every match ends in a stalemate.

I wish for MORE GOLD. :D

More than last time. A LOT more. Considerably more. But not so much that it buries my house or kills me or sinks North America. :roll:
Wish granted, but all six of your large gold bricks contained a powerful explosive device hidden inside. KABOOM!

I wish I had a pocket sized battery powered microwave oven.
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Granted, but you can't fit anything in it. :lol2:

I wish I had a door that led to another dimension. :shock:
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Wish granted, you now have the door to another dimension, but oops, no door knob.

I wish you somehow get a door knob for your door.
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E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted, but you can't fit anything in it. :lol2:
*Removes turntable for extra room, microwaves 1/4 of a hotdog
j0shdrunk0nwar wrote:Wish granted, you now have the door to another dimension, but oops, no door knob.

I wish you somehow get a door knob for your door.
Wish granted, but the dimension the door led to was hell. Real life DOOM demon chunky salsa YAY! I wish I knew EVERYTHING.
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wish granted - you know everything - unfortunately your head explodes, explodes REAL good. :lol2:

i wish for nothing as i already have it. :lecture: