Corrupt-A-Wish

[E-102 Gamma]

Fine, guys. I'll corrupt my own wish.

Granted. Westwood produces those three C&C games, and THEN EA buys Westwood out and runs the series into the ground.

I wish for a pink flamingo.

[brakenfur]

wish granted u get a pink flamingo but is has a killer disease and bites u and u get then die a slow and painfull death with another lonely funeral becuase no likes u
i wish to be king of the world

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You're the king of the world for about 2 hours before you're assassinated. Shoulda hired better security...

I wish for a working 640 TB SSD drive.

[Black Project]

Granted. You're the king of the world for about 2 hours before you're assassinated. Shoulda hired better security...

Good one at least he got his 2 hours of fame

I wish for a working 640 TB SSD drive.

Wish granted, you have been awarded with a brand new working 640 TB Server Solid-State Drive.

However, it contains a undetectable destructive trojan-like virus that soons spread out to your computer as soon as you set it up, making itself act weird, buggy & slow, until it goes BSoD and suddenly fades to black, meaning a fatal hard-drive crash on your PC.
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Now that i finnally own the Genie's (Jinn') oil lamp, i want you (yeah, you're my genie for now) to grant me three wishes:

1) I wish i could reincarnate other people's souls after my death
2) I wish that Warzone could have more strategy-oriented disputed matches (low-med oil maps) instead of the popular less-to-none strategy-oriented high-oil matches
3) I wish that Valve would stop fooling all the Half-Life's franchise gamers that are "still waiting" for the HL2: Episode 3 and release it for once and for all.

Regards BP

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish for a working 640 TB SSD drive.

Wish granted, you have been awarded with a brand new working 640 TB Server Solid-State Drive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

However, it contains a undetectable destructive trojan-like virus that soons spread out to your computer as soon as you set it up, making itself act weird, buggy & slow, until it goes BSoD and suddenly fades to black, meaning a fatal hard-drive crash on your PC.

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Now that i finnally own the Genie's (Jinn') oil lamp, i want you (yeah, you're my genie for now) to grant me three wishes:

1) I wish i could reincarnate other people's souls after my death

Granted. You now spend the rest of eternity after your death reincarnating peoples' souls until there are no more souls to reincarnate. Then you just spend eternity in darkness and boredom.

2) I wish that Warzone could have more strategy-oriented disputed matches (low-med oil maps) instead of the popular less-to-none strategy-oriented high-oil matches

Granted. All multiplayer WZ games now take place on low- to medium-oil maps.

3) I wish that Valve would stop fooling all the Half-Life's franchise gamers that are "still waiting" for the HL2: Episode 3 and release it for once and for all.

Granted. They release release Half-Life 2: Episode Three next year.

I wish for the ability to fly.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted!! you fly !! and as your flying, the entire defence command goes to defcon 1 on your fat flying self and launches everything they have - you spend eternity , in very small pieces.

i wish the libyan troubles were over and qadaffyduck will be tried for warcrimes. seriously now..

[E-102 Gamma]

wish granted!! you fly !! and as your flying, the entire defence command goes to defcon 1 on your fat flying self

I'm not fat.

i wish the libyan troubles were over and qadaffyduck will be tried for warcrimes. seriously now..

Double wish granted. The Libyan troubles were over, but now they've started again. qadaffyduck will be tried for 'warcrimes', they will find him to be EXTREMELY GUILTY, and put him in time-out for five minutes.

I wish for the ability to breath underwater. I've always thought that would be an awesome ability to have.

Aaaaand now I'm gonna get to see it corrupted...

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted. you grown gills. unfortunately , the earth is hit by a large solid object and looses all its water leaving only normal air to breathe... you die an extremely agonizing death, for having grown gills, your lungs ceased to be of any use.

i wish that it would quit being so fracking cold here in alberta.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. It quits being so fracking cold there in Alberta for one day, and then decides to be cold again.

I wish that this wish will be corrupted.

[JDW]

Wish granted. Your wish will be corrupted, but only after you have made another wish.

I wish we had 48 hours in a day.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. Your wish will be corrupted, but only after you have made another wish.

I wish we had 48 hours in a day.

Granted. You had 48 hours in yesterday. You didn't notice?

I wish I had more things to wish for.

[brakenfur]

wish granted u wish for a pet snake but it is poisonous and bites and you die a slow and painfull death and noboby finds your boby for weeks until people notice a horrible smell coming from your house (or apartment) and you have a loney funeral

i wish for my history report to do it self cause i hate it

[E-102 Gamma]

wish granted u wish for a pet snake but it is poisonous and bites and you die a slow and painfull death and noboby finds your boby for weeks until people notice a horrible smell coming from your house (or apartment) and you have a loney funeral

What just happened?

You copied the first part of your second post on page 14.

i wish for my history report to do it self cause i hate it

Granted. Your homework does itself, but since its handwriting is much different than yours, your teacher calls you out on it, grades the paper F-, and has you sent to detention, despite your insisting upon the fact that it did itself.

I wish for Moderator privileges on this site.

[bendib]

I wish for Moderator privileges on this site.

Granted. You are moderator for half a day before all the users of this site come to your house, beat the crap out of you, drag you to a warehouse where they boil you alive in hot canola oil, and then feed your extra crispy corpse to starving children in (insert 3rd world nation here) served with secret sauce.

I wish you could not corrupt this wish (I wish for a lifetime supply of jack in the box tacos), but instead had to make it work out great.

[BunkerBlaster]

I wish you could not corrupt this wish

Wish granted, it does not get corrupt.

(I wish for a lifetime supply of jack in the box tacos)

Wish granted, you get a supply of Jack in the Box tacos for eternity which is even better.

but instead had to make it work out great.

Wish granted, it does work out great. There is a organism that makes you Metamorphosis into a taco. Unfortunately you cannot be refrigerated. It works out great because people think its the best marketing solution of the century. You become the famous "Jack Taco on the run" and people travel from all over the world to take pictures of the vultures chasing you.

I wish I could wish until I could wish no more.