Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Whoops, forgot to wish again.

I wish for the perfect gaming rig, complete with the perfect monitor, computer case, mouse, keyboard, and microphone.

Edit: I'm a Rookie now.

I'm a furry green carrot.
Wish granted, but since perfection cannot exist, the multiverse again asplodes.

Here's one that should make you think:
I wish my poor cat would recover from this terrible infection. He's 'bout dead.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. Your cat recovers from its terrible infection, but comes down with a terrible fever, so he's still 'bout dead.

Edit: Forgot to wish again!

I wish that I would stop forgetting to make a wish whenever I post in this thread.

[bendib]

Granted. Your cat recovers from its terrible infection, but comes down with a terrible fever, so he's still 'bout dead.

Edit: Forgot to wish again!

I wish that I would stop forgetting to make a wish whenever I post in this thread.

Wish granted. You are now only capable of remembering to post wishes in this thread, however, you don't know what a thread is anymore.

I wish I had a portal to the other universes that could take me both to others and back home.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but it costs you $200 a trip.

I wish Dodos would cease to be extinct.

[bendib]

Granted, but it costs you $200 a trip.

I wish Dodos would cease to be extinct.

Wish granted. Dodos fill up every atom-sized slot of space in the universe.

I wish my cat didn't die last night.

[lav_coyote25]

condolences about your cat...

wish granted - your cat is now at the humane society, waiting for you to pick her/him up...

i wish that small animals had more than enuff life to outlive their human pets.

[E-102 Gamma]

condolences about your cat...

Agreed. Poor cat.

wish granted - your cat is now at the humane society, waiting for you to pick her/him up...

You didn't corrupt the wish!

i wish that small animals had more than enuff life to outlive their human pets.

Granted. Small animals now outlive their human pets. However, since humans aren't pets, there is no such thing as a "human pet", so the small animals' lifespans are unaffected.

I wish for Pepsi.

[brakenfur]

wish granted but there was a pepsi recalled for contian toxic material but u drank it anyway and u died and slow and painfull death with another lonely funeral

i wish that i can regain my intersted in Warzone

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. You're now so interested in Warzone that you no longer care for any other game, any other computer programs, any books, your house, other people, your own life, or anything else. Your life now revolved around Warzone.

I wish for Coca-Cola.

[BunkerBlaster]

I wish for Coca-Cola.

Wish granted. I drink the Coca-Cola, thank you very much.

I wish I new how to program.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. You now know how to code LUA.

I wish for the ultimate keyboard.

[BunkerBlaster]

I wish for the ultimate keyboard.

Wish Granted. But when you plug in the Ultimate Keyboard and you get blue screen that says your computer sucks

I wish you would wish more wisely.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. I now wish so wisely that nobody is able to corrupt my wishes. This thread is now broken. Good job.

I wish that Warzone 2100 1.10 would never crash again. Corrupt dat.

[BunkerBlaster]

I wish that Warzone 2100 1.10 would never crash again. Corrupt dat.

Wish granted. You suddenly remember you did not download the videos and put them in the ver 1.10 directory and the game now works. Unfortunately you cannot play the game because of your ultimate keyboard with bsod.

I wish more people would play Warzone online.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. Two more people start playing Warzone online.

I wish Westwood made Command & Conquer 3, Red Alert 3, and Command & Conquer 4 instead of EA. EA ran the series into the ground.