Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it's always something stupid.

I wish for a greater attention span.

[Hesterax]

Wish granted, but it's always something stupid.

I wish for a greater attention span.

Wish granted!

You attention span is increased but by an insignificant amount.

I wish that my friends actually showed signs of intelligence

[bendib]

Wish granted! They grow enormous brains and are no longer able to stand from the colossal weight of their heads.

I wish the C11 language standard had legitimized typeof().

[Hesterax]

Wish granted! They grow enormous brains and are no longer able to stand from the colossal weight of their heads.

I wish the C11 language standard had legitimized typeof().

WISH GRANTED!!!

They legitimize typeof() along with countless other suggestions making C11 almost unusable.

I the 0AD project tripled in popularity.

[bendib]

Wish granted! They are all cheaters.

I wish there was a cheap, safe, and effective pill that would give you lots of productive energy and concentration for a full 24 hours.

[Hesterax]

Wish granted!
The pills give you a large attention span that lasts for 24 hours but forgot to add the extra energy. So you faint at work.

I wish for a laser gun (out of wishes and bored).

[bendib]

Wish granted. You receive a gun made out of laser beams. You burn yourself trying to pick it up.

I wish for an eidetic memory.

[Hesterax]

Wish granted. You receive a gun made out of laser beams. You burn yourself trying to pick it up.

I wish for an eidetic memory.

Wish Granted!

You are filled with large amounts of mental images that constantly remind you of practically useless things. You are driven mad and can't think straight.

I wish for the existence of animals in Warzone 2100.

[bendib]

Wish granted! Squirrels keep stealing all the peanuts from your VTOL cockpits.

I wish that the government was sane.

[Hesterax]

Wish granted! Squirrels keep stealing all the peanuts from your VTOL cockpits.

I wish that the government was sane.

Wish granted!

A bunch of protesting drunk citizens takeover with no trouble due to the governments extremely calm saneness.

I wish that the Warzone Legacy Project didn't have such a negative view towards version 3.1 of Warzone 2100.

[Hesterax]

Just going to bump this thread...

[bendib]

Wish granted! (In real life) I found that 3.1.1 was a decent version despite some constant irritants, and moved Legacy to be a personal pet project rather than a competitive alternative to the wz2100.net version. http://universe2.us/collector/LegacysEnd.txt

[AWarZoner]

Wish granted! (In real life) I found that 3.1.1 was a decent version despite some constant irritants, and moved Legacy to be a personal pet project rather than a competitive alternative to the wz2100.net version. http://universe2.us/collector/LegacysEnd.txt

Sad to hear. And happy.

I know it does'nt make sense but I liked playing WZ Legacy and WZ 2100 2.9+ and 3.1+.


- Andrie

[bendib]

I wish for a jklg4hkl4rhgkrjhgkjehekj with a side of ljg4lkjgehrlrkf3rwkhflrjeh dipped in gfijlreligjerl;fkjelrkjflekrjf and served with a secret rtilgjrtlgvjrligjlkrjglrjgm sauce.

[Hesterax]

Wish granted!

You get jklg4hkl4rhgkrjhgkjehekjljg4lkjgehrlrkf3rwkhflrjehgfijlreligjerl;fkjelrkjflekrjfrtilgjrtlgvjrligjlkrjglrjgm!!! You go unconscious from confusion...

I wish that all sockets where international and adapters weren't necessary.