bendib wrote:Wish granted! It starts raining obese, chunky bloodhounds, which survive when they hit the ground because of their blubber, but cannot maul you because they are too fat to walk.
I wish for the ability to turn photographic-memory-record-mode on and off, so I could have most of my irrelevant daily details fade as usual, but be able to record the important stuff and always remember it in perfect detail.
Uhm...
Sorry but I think that you got the wrong idea on what I wished for. I am talking about the Bloodhound Super Sonic Car.
Wish Granted.
Unfortunately your pictographic memory is taken at the wrong contrast so all you remember is some blank white images.
Since my wish hasn't really been answered I think that I will keep the former one.
Holocaust and Genocide, both linked to Mass Slaughter.
Hesterax wrote:Since my wish hasn't really been answered I think that I will keep the former one.
Corrupting wishes is the name of the game. The whole point is that you won't get what you wish for.
Okay...
Wish Granted!
Unfortunately, due to poor manufacturing and assembly quality, the freeze ray gun backfires and you get frozen in a vast pine tree like upwards facing icicle.
Don't worry, you'll get out eventually.
Eventually...
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Holocaust and Genocide, both linked to Mass Slaughter.
You get four enormous, violently enraged rams, each 512 lbs. big. Guard your entrails!
I wish for the world's highest-yield potato battery.
Wish granted!
You get the worlds largest potato! Due to its massive size and weight, earth gets thrown of orbit and crashes into the sun. Don't worry, humans made it to mars.
I wish that the population of Mozilla Firefox users doubled.
Holocaust and Genocide, both linked to Mass Slaughter.
