Corrupt-A-Wish

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted! unfortunately , you didn't specify how big. you are now under a 1 mile wide piece rock, commonly known as an asteroid. also, you greedy man, the planet you once knew as earth, has been fragmented to the point that it is uninhabitable. thankyou very freaking much!!!

i wish to go back in time and have the chance to terminate with extreme prejudice the starter of this thread.

[Mr_E]

wish granted, you do just that, you end up mortally wounding Kracker... however you failed to see the following lawsuit and you see out the rest of your days paying off you two billion dollar debt to him...

i wish for a new tv...

[lav_coyote25]

wish not granted!! no new t.v. for you!! and if he was mortally wounded. there would be no law suit.

and, still no t.v. for you.

[Mr_E]

so you say, but mortally wounded has different levels... he can still sue from his death bed...

i still wish for a new tv

[lav_coyote25]

[bendib]

wish granted, you have your own mantis tracks heavy cannon, unfortunately the gas economy killed you cause it really ain't all that fuel efficient...

Like I'm going to be driving my tank to Burger King...

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it was an unopened (and new) Nitachi Color TV from the 80s.

I wish there were more high oil maps that also had a beautiful and interesting landscape.

[bravoleaderx]

Wish granted! There are more high oil maps with a beautiful landscape. But everyone starts to hate them and high oil maps go out into the sewer. I wish to beat Wisler!

[bendib]

Wish granted! There are more high oil maps with a beautiful landscape. But everyone starts to hate them and high oil maps go out into the sewer. I wish to beat Wisler!

Wish granted! You beat Wisler, but he cries like a scared little girl and refuses to play you again.

I wish the lobby server was more stable.

[Mr_E]

wish granted, the lobby server becomes a stable, unfortunately digitalized horses overrun the lobby making it crash...


i wish for a solution to my keyboard problems...

[bendib]

wish granted, the lobby server becomes a stable, unfortunately digitalized horses overrun the lobby making it crash...


i wish for a solution to my keyboard problems...

Wish granted. The solution was Orange juice. Your keyboard gets all sticky and nasty and gets hair and dust stuck to it.

I wish I wish I had a dish of fish.

[Mr_E]

wish granted you have a dish of poisonous fugu fish...

i wish for an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device that's fully operational...

[kracker]

wish granted you have a dish of poisonous fugu fish...

i wish for an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device that's fully operational...

Wish granted, but it just didn't work.

I wish I had a real *twin* assault gun.

[brakenfur]

I wish I had a real *twin* assault gun.[/quote]

wish granted but the gun "borrowed from the the old dead owner and the dead owner comes to haunt you

I wish i could get a pretty pony

no just kidding i want a new computer that does all my homework for me so more time for warzone

[kracker]

I wish I had a real *twin* assault gun.

wish granted but the gun "borrowed from the the old dead owner and the dead owner comes to haunt you

I wish i could get a pretty pony

no just kidding i want a new computer that does all my homework for me so more time for warzone[/quote]

wish granted! but the computer broke down before you even had a chance to use it

I wish I had some black soda.