Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Wish granted! Thread 2: Out of memory


You are devoured by the volkswagen spider.
Guess crashing reality was a bad idea.

I wish for a spoon bomb.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted!

You get another reality-crashing fork bomb that promptly crashes reality again.

Stop that.

I wish for a large can of heavy-duty VW Bug spray.

[bendib]

Wish granted! You receive an aerosol can the size of the empire state building filled with live Volkswagen spiders.
It lands on your house and depressurizes, throwing hundreds of volkswagen spiders into the air, only to land in a giant pile around your neighbourhood.

I wish all sporks would be renamed foons.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish all sporks would be renamed foons.

Wish granted! The United Nations comes to a conclusion that sporks should now be called "foons".

However, not all countries agree with this change. A bunch of little wars break out, which then become bigger wars as the allies of the warring countries are dragged into the fights, and before you know it, World War III has started.

I wish for water-retardant water.

[bendib]

Wish granted. The universe just crapped it's pants at the impossible paradox you just requested and it's soiled underwear lands on your head.

I wish that every time I burped, it sounded as if I derped.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish that every time I burped, it sounded as if I derped.

Wish granted! Every time you burp, your hair bursts into flames.

Don't use hairspray.

I wish for the ability to bend spoons with my elbows.

[AlphaThor01]

Wish granted! Uh, how should I put this... You thought that the spoon-bending-with-elbow trick was so rad that somehow you accidentally touch the element mercury (it's a solid, but at room temp, it's a liquid ). You officially became the modern version of the Mad Hatter. Smooth one, slick. Hopefully the March Hare will not mistake you for him. Pulling off this stunt caused you to replace your identity with his, thus leading to a sue from the real Mad Hatter and the whole thing went to a mad court. As said, smooth.

I wish for a big gun with a thingy that only allows me to shoot it (like from 007: Skyfall).

[bendib]

Wish granted! You get a giant supersoaker filled with urine.

I wish for another can of almonds.

[AlphaThor01]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, you somehow developed severe nut allergies. You found this out by eating one. Sorry.

I wish for school to be blown up when nobody is there! Yes, I hate school.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. A Tsar bomb is detonated in your school. But don't worry! Nobody was in the school when it went off!

I can't speak for the health and well-being of those within a good number of miles of the school, though.

I wish for 2304 cubic meters of gold.

[AlphaThor01]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, it was fool's gold.

I wish for a new version of Warzone 2100 (yes I have 3.1.0!).

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! Warzone 2100 4.0 was just released!

However, this "Warzone 2100 4.0" is actually just a quick update to the original WZ source that the devs whipped up and released in just under two weeks. All support for the 3.x versions of WZ has also been dropped.

Have fun!

I wish for indestructible facial hair.

[Rman Virgil]

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I wish for indestructible facial hair.

Wish granted !

However every time you make out with your girlfriend the abrasions on her face that result from your facial hair rubbing her skin with great vigor are a bloody mess and you have to rush her to the hospital for emergency medical treatment until she finally threatens to kick you to the curb for good to start dating your handsome best friend instead of you !!

I wish the posts of the "Corrupt-a-Wish" thread could convert to 10 dollar bills and thus be able to pay for this site's server needs for the next 10 years !

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[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! The posts of this thread could be converted into adorable rubber duckies!

Fortunately for us, the server provider accepts adorable rubber duckies as currency at the rate of 200 per 1 U.S. cent. You guys are almost seven cents richer! That ought to keep the server online for another... Uhh... Well...

And the Corrupt-a-Wish thread is now adorable rubber duckies instead.

I wish for a box that is smaller on the inside than it is on the outside.

[AlphaThor01]

Wish granted! Although the box looks like it can fit a horse inside, it can't fit anything. Bad luck, I guess.

I wish that every time I get annoyed, the annoying personn would instantly shut up and be outside of the building the person was in for the rest of the day.