Corrupt-A-Wish

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. WU9VIEdFVCwgTk9USElORyEgWW91IExPU0UhIEdvb2QgREFZIHNpciE=

I wish to be able to speak kbeawoiguabebgawgish.

Edit: I just realized that this is the 1,111th post in this thread.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it sounds like gtrbgvjgbvktrgvfijtogvtrguoivjvcoruji to the natives.

I wish for a bug halftracks truck to start building a base on my coffee table.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! A 1:1 life-sized bug halftracks truck starts to build a base on top of your coffee table!

...And on your house.

...And on the rest of your neighborhood/city as well.

I wish for ice cream that never freezes.

[bendib]

Wish granted. You get a soggy, microwaved ice cream sandwich still in the wrapper.

I wish warzone 3.1 would make structures target before artillery.

[Mr_E]

wish granted, the Arty still targets other Arty before structures

i wish for another wish

[NoQ]

Wish granted.

I wish for your another wish to be granted.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! Justin Bieber is now the president of the United States.

I wish Justin Bieber would get laryngitis.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Wish granted. He later commits suicide because his laryngitis ended his singing career. Sadly, it turned out that he was Jesus Christ's reincarnation, who had come to Earth to save humanity from an impending apocalypse, but since he died before he could have the chance to save us, we're all screwed.

I wish that I could develop a spiritual sequel for Warzone 2100 that would enjoy mainstream success like Supreme Commander 1 and 2.

[Giani]

I wish Mafiaboss leaving warzone2100.

[driver4]

I wish Mafiaboss leaving warzone2100.

Granted, he leaves and the rest of the world is forced to obey to his teachings.

I wish for vanilla icecream in the shape of a rocket ship. It should use real fuel to blast into space but it won't melt either

[Giani]

Garanted, but a hungry alien ate the icecream when it was in space.
I wish for $100.000.000 that arent fake.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it randomly exploded in the suitcase once you got it home. There is now a hole in your coffee table.

I wish setting up python for a web server was easier.

[Searge-Major]

Wish granted, pythons can now easily set up web servers. However, having gained access to the internet, they begin to take over the world...

I wish AutoCAD would stop fooling me around and just work.

[helo1200]

granted but your computer doesn't support it anymore.

I wish I had a new computer.

[Giani]

Wish garanted. But your computer overheats all the time.(like my modem )
I wish a cake that isnt posoined or rotten.