Corrupt-A-Wish

[Wisler]

Wish granted , but instead of Anti-Personnel rockets you get All-Power rockets and launch one at a scav and blow up the universe.

I wish Merowingg was banned from using smilies, forever!

[Lord Apocalypse]

Wish granted, so merowingg starts frowning ): and becomes an evil overlord.

I wish to be in another movie (I was an extra in the movie Andersonville, based on the Cival War prison in Georgia, and according to several people can be seen in a few spots).

[Giani]

Wish garanted, because of that you start being very famous, and everyone wants you in their movies! So the other actors get angry and kill you.
I wish for having some mint ice-cream that isn't poisoned, rotten, nasty or poisoned, rotten and nasty.

[Excalibur]

granted, but it could only be seen under a microscope.

i wish for this: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Malevolence

[Lord Apocalypse]

wish granted, a plastic model of it arrives in the mail comprised of over 3,000 pieces. In the years that follow you are never able to finish it as some major pieces were lost.

I wish for more episodes of firefly!

[Scavanger Rockets]

Wish granted, But it's no longer under the creative control of Joss Whedon but George Lucas instead!

I wish I could serve in WWI

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted. You're assigned to undertake in a human-wave attack that would spell certain doom for you. Good luck soldier.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

[Scavanger Rockets]

Granted. Unfortunately you just used your wish

I wish I had La Internationale on a shellac 78

[Jabol]

Wish granted, unfortunately it's GONE forever.

I wish to be a Jihad warrior.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, but unfortunately, you died your first day as a "Jihad" warrior.
I wish that in schools we can use computers for writing

[Mr_E]

wish granted, YOU are now the central suspect in the world's largest plagiarism investigation in history.

I wish for faster interwebz

[Wisler]

Wish granted, but your internet goes so fast you jump through time to the year 22110000. However you are safe and all seems very much similar to the year 2012. Apart from the average internet speed, in comparison to the futuristic people, you now have the slowest internet on the planet, and it takes you the rest of your life to download a super high quality copy of terminator 23 from an illegal movie site.

I wish I could quit smoking.

[Lord Apocalypse]

Wish granted, so you start using snuff instead

I wish my I had a brain.

[Searge-Major]

Wish granted! You get your brain. In a display case, on a shelf in your room....

I wish for an eight mega-pixel wide-screen monitor, that totally beats the **** out of the new Ipad screen.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, but someone from the street bought it to you for $1.00 and you accepted, because you were drunk.
I wish for being able to make maps in less than 1 hour.