BunkerBlaster wrote:
I wish I could wish until I could wish no more.
Wish granted, you spend your entire rest of your life (3 days) wishing for things that never come. You never leave the spot you are standing as you wish, so you soil yourself repeatedly and then die three days later from dehydration. Your last wish was "I wish I never wished to wish until I could wish no more" you sobbed, in tears.
I wish you had to make the following wish work out in my favor: (I wish I had two quad-blade gas chainsaws with butcher's choice chains and heavy titanium armor.)
E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted. I had to make the wish work out in your favor, but I don't anymore.
I wish for the world's largest pizza. Preferably Canadian bacon and pineapple.
Wish granted. The world's largest Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza lands flat on your house face down at 160Mph. You spend three months scrubbing it off your roof, but the house never smells quite the same. The neighbors for half a block away hate you for causing pizza chunks of death to hit their cars and roofs.
I wish the warzone lobby was always filled with skilled and medium skill players, including the ones that already play (minus the n00bs).
Wish granted. However, they will only play FFA game types on maps with 2 oil derricks per player, and you get owned within the first two minutes of every game you play.
I wish we had HD cutscenes for the Warzone 2100 campaign mode.
This is why some features aren't implemented: http://forums.wz2100.net/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=7490&view=unread#p87241
effigy wrote:Wish granted. However, they will only play FFA game types on maps with 2 oil derricks per player, and you get owned within the first two minutes of every game you play.
I wish we had HD cutscenes for the Warzone 2100 campaign mode.
effigy wrote:Wish granted. However, they will only play FFA game types on maps with 2 oil derricks per player, and you get owned within the first two minutes of every game you play.
I wish we had HD cutscenes for the Warzone 2100 campaign mode.
stop wishing and just make em already.
Then there are these terrific HD visuals that Hollywood buys for mills and uses to produce the famous, hugely successful blockbuster that spawns a franchise of movies that outsell Star Wars and Harry Potter (in that order).
I wish the stupid trucks wouldn't run out under enemy fire...
E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted. The stupid trucks now run out under friendly fire, somehow.
I wish Warzone 2100's windowed mode wasn't such a pain.
Wish granted. Next time you play windowed mode, you try pressing Alt+T, and find the cursor trapped until next time you press Alt+T. Unfortunately, your mouse feels claustrophobic.
I wish for a short deterministic polynomial-time algorithm with optimal exponent and small constant factor correctly solving 3-SAT, along with a correct efficient short standard-C++ implementation of the algorithm, alternatively, if such an algorithm does not exist, substitute a short non-deterministic polynomial-time algorithm with probability of success per attempt above 50% (still with optimal exponent and small constant factor), alternatively, if such algorithms do not exist, a valid short efficiently-machine-verifiable proof of non-existence of such algorithms.
You get a valid short efficiently-machine-verifiable proof of non-existence of such algorithms, but it actually makes less sense than your post, somehow.
I wish for a pony, and maybe a chocolate milkshake.
You get a valid short efficiently-machine-verifiable proof of non-existence of such algorithms, but it actually makes less sense than your post, somehow.
I wish for a pony, and maybe a chocolate milkshake.
You get a valid short efficiently-machine-verifiable proof of non-existence of such algorithms, but it actually makes less sense than your post, somehow.
I wish for a pony, and maybe a chocolate milkshake.
Wish granted, but the pony drank all of your poisoned chocolate milkshake and died.
I wish for some delicious and non-poisoned macho nachos which I will be able to eat without an unfortunate event occuring to stop me from doing so.
bendib wrote:
I wish for some delicious and non-poisoned macho nachos which I will be able to eat without an unfortunate event occuring to stop me from doing so.
Wish granted. You get to have your nachos and eat them too! However, the high calorie nature of the food went straight to your hips, and now an outside wall of your house will have to be removed if you ever need to leave it again.
I wish The Teletubbies were never invented.
This is why some features aren't implemented: http://forums.wz2100.net/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=7490&view=unread#p87241
bendib wrote:
I wish for some delicious and non-poisoned macho nachos which I will be able to eat without an unfortunate event occuring to stop me from doing so.
Wish granted. You get to have your nachos and eat them too! However, the high calorie nature of the food went straight to your hips, and now an outside wall of your house will have to be removed if you ever need to leave it again.
I wish The Teletubbies were never invented.
Wish granted. You are mauled and killed by thousands of malevolent two year olds.
bendib wrote:Wish granted, but the pony drank all of your poisoned chocolate milkshake and died.
Thanks for saving my life, pony.
bendib wrote:I wish I had more of said nachos.
Granted, but the high calorie nature of the food goes straight to your head instead of your hips, so you are now completely full of yourself, and you look like an alien, minus the green or grey skin.
bendib wrote:Wish granted, but the pony drank all of your poisoned chocolate milkshake and died.
Thanks for saving my life, pony.
bendib wrote:I wish I had more of said nachos.
Granted, but the high calorie nature of the food goes straight to your head instead of your hips, so you are now completely full of yourself, and you look like an alien, minus the green or grey skin.
