I'm deleting the Internet.

[lav_coyote25]

no it wont... >:(


no flames please. ;D

[Kayiaxo]

lay_coyote to the resque.
[me=Kayiaxo]deletes the flames.[/me]

There done, anything else to delete ?

[Serman]

There done, anything else to delete ?

Why yes, just refer to the topic's title.

[Kayiaxo]

Looked like that was deleted a few posts ago already.

[doom3r]

meh, thats why i couldnt find it
::)

[Verminus]

mine, though, is "what kind of loser would ever use nested tables?!"

one who likes headaches... but now that the internet has been deleted it doesn't matter anyway

[Rider]

This thread is just a ghost of a memory. None of you are really posting here, you're just not ready to accept that the internet has been deleted yet.

You geeks

[Verminus]

So you telling me this is just all just in my head? That the internet doesn't exist?
If the internet is not real, then you aren't real either so you cant be here telling me its not real... so the internet is real.
But if the internet is real then you are real and you are telling me the internet is not real... so the internet is .....

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+++LOGIC ERROR : REALITY DYSFUNCTION DETECTED+++
*REALITY DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER*

[NucNut]

".... At this point, The internet, Earth, and indeed the rest of the universe disappeared in a puff of gibberish, logic and more posts."

[Verminus]

+++REALITY OFFLINE+++

*RESTARTING SERVER*

Please Wait...
... ... ... ...
Done.

*RESTORING BACKUP*
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... [20%]
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... [40%]
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... [60%]
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... [80%]
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..      [97.5%] - [FAILED]

---Corruption Detected In Reality Backup---
Cause : Data-Stream Compromised Due to Irrecoverable Logic Paradox.
Previous Backups Unusable Due To Reality Dysfunction

*BACKUP RESTORATION FAILED*

+++INITIATING FULL REALITY UPGRADE AND RESTART+++
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... [100%]
*RESTART SUCSESSFULL*

Attempting Partial Restore From Uncorrupted Section of Backup:
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. [DONE]
Reality 97.45% Restored Sucsessfully

+++Macrohard Archway Balcony Platinum Server Edition: running Reality 3.2.7.1(Alpha_Rc3)+++

                                      +++SERVER READY AND ON-LINE+++

[Slazer]

Server Meltdown: Lack of CPU memory due to servers huge ego: Commencing full emergency shutdown:


30% shutdown
45% shutdown
75% shutdown
100% shutdown

thank you and have a nice life

*SERVER OFFLINE*

[qwerty800]

Windows crashed and will now shutdown
Then it will restart
Crashes
Restart
Reatart
Shutdown
Crashes
Shutdown
Shutdown
Shutdown
Crashes
Land
After, every passenger who survived will go out
And you will take a new OS replace windows

Hey do you know
What i will tell you really happen when you do it

user@computer:~# apt-get remove bash
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
The following packages will be REMOVED:
  bash
WARNING: The following essential packages will be removed.
This should NOT be done unless you know exactly what you are doing!
  bash
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 1 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
1 not fully installed or removed.
Need to get 0B of archives.
After unpacking 1982kB disk space will be freed.
You are about to do something potentially harmful.
To continue type in the phrase 'Yes, do as I say!'
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[Commander_Keyes]

No! Without a shell, there is less geekery in Linux!