Corrupt-A-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by marsbound2024 » 23 Sep 2010, 17:55

KukY wrote:
j0shdrunk0nwar wrote:I wish I had unlimited free passes for all flights to all the destinations in the world! ~wink~ ~nods~
Wish granted! But all the planes you fly in are from 19th century!

I wish this continues!
Wish granted, it does continue. However, trolls invade the thread and derail the topic, thereby eventually getting this locked.

I wish go to the Moon for a couple of weeks and come back to Earth safely and in good health (mental and physical).

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by kracker » 23 Sep 2010, 20:16

Wish granted, but there were some aliens that were on the moon that had secretly poisoned you and it only took effect when you went back. :roll:

I wish Windows IE would die. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by KukY » 23 Sep 2010, 20:30

kracker wrote:I wish Windows IE would die.
This is a wish I can't ruin for anyone!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by XboxJosh » 23 Sep 2010, 21:45

kracker wrote: I wish Windows IE would die. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Wish granted, but Firefox and Safari died too, so now everybody has to use Chrome. :stare:

I wish I had a gaming laptop.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by KukY » 23 Sep 2010, 22:08

XboxJosh wrote:Wish granted, but Firefox and Safari died too, so now everybody has to use Chrome. :stare:
Yay! Google now officialy dominates the Internet! :twisted:
XboxJosh wrote:I wish I had a gaming laptop.
Sure! Here is a one from 2001!

I wish mobile internet was free.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by marsbound2024 » 24 Sep 2010, 04:29

KukY wrote:
XboxJosh wrote:Wish granted, but Firefox and Safari died too, so now everybody has to use Chrome. :stare:
Yay! Google now officialy dominates the Internet! :twisted:
XboxJosh wrote:I wish I had a gaming laptop.
Sure! Here is a one from 2001!

I wish mobile internet was free.

Wish granted, but it quickly becomes apparent that the infrastructure can't handle all the increased traffic and bandwidth gets bogged down to 2 kilobytes per second.

I wish I could time travel.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by JDW » 24 Sep 2010, 17:18

marsbound2024 wrote:I wish I could time travel.
Wish Granted! :)

But then Jean Claude Van Damme, the Time Cop, comes hunting for your ass, catches you, beats you up Kick-Boxing style. After that's done nice, he then drags you to a prison in the future made specially for time-travelers. I hear the food is good though. :twisted:


I wish I could research topics (WZ2100 technologies) quicker than Wisler. :lol2:
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Wisler » 24 Sep 2010, 17:48

I wish I could research topics (WZ2100 technologies) quicker than Wisler. :lol2:[/quote]

Wish granted but your research goes so fast it passes the lightspeed barrier and you get sucked into a black hole.

I wish i had another wish.
Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by kracker » 25 Sep 2010, 02:50

Wisler wrote:I wish I could research topics (WZ2100 technologies) quicker than Wisler. :lol2:
Wish granted but your research goes so fast it passes the lightspeed barrier and you get sucked into a black hole.

I wish i had another wish.[/quote]

Wish granted, but it sucked so much that no one could reply!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Black Project » 25 Sep 2010, 06:35

kracker wrote:I wish I had a i7 processor.
Wish granted!

However, you soon discovers that the processor you received is a non-working replica of the i7 processor and you will mosly get angry with that... :P

I wish i could dominate the Earth! :twisted:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Mr_E » 25 Sep 2010, 21:57

Wish Granted, You dominate the world, however, doctor reed blows it up.

I wish i could teleport
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Maroy » 26 Sep 2010, 01:57

Wish granted, but the transporter scattered your molecules all over space.

I wish I didn't exist.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by cumandgetit » 26 Sep 2010, 02:46

Maroy wrote:
I wish I didn't exist.
wish granted, but your web postings live on and in five years become the basis of a bizarre cult that lasts till the collapse. :augh:

i wish this thread had pics like LOL Cats. :twisted:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Wisler » 26 Sep 2010, 03:18

cumandgetit wrote:
Maroy wrote:
I wish I didn't exist.
wish granted, but your web postings live on and in five years become the basis of a bizarre cult that lasts till the collapse. :augh:

i wish this thread had pics like LOL Cats. :twisted:
Wish granted, but whilst laughing at the LOL cats you fell off your chair smashed your head off of the fllor and went into a 4 year coma, after you woke up the world had been destroyed by some weird satelites teh fired nukes everywhere and you are all alone, you get home from the abandoned hospital room you awoke in to find the burnt corpses of your family scattered around the place you once called home. But then you see your computer , you press the on button and to your surprise it comes on, you go onto google and type in LOL cats, "Your search -LOL cats- did not match any documents" you realise that all LOL cats have been destroyed by the nuclear strikes and suddenly your chest starts to feel tight and you get pins and needles in your arm and you fall down to the fllor, with your last breathe you mutter " stupid....LOL....cats" and then you die.

I wish there was a zombie apocalypse and i had two M16s.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 26 Sep 2010, 05:04

wish granted. the 2 m16's malfunction and you die in a horrible wave of undead. you become one of the undead and wander forever unable to stop walking.

i wish the planet would cease to exist.

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