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kracker wrote: Wish granted, but the millitary quickly heard of it and destroyed it

You forgot to post your wish kracker

BP

Black Project wrote:

kracker wrote: Wish granted, but the millitary quickly heard of it and destroyed it

You forgot to post your wish kracker

BP

I wish I had a indestructible nuke.

Wish granted. It actually contained its own explosion so now it's pretty hot and tends to melt through stuff.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

Jorzi wrote:Wish granted. It actually contained its own explosion so now it's pretty hot and tends to melt through stuff.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

You tried to sell your lightsabre on Ebay for 500,000,000,000$, the government spotted it, traced your IP, murdered you and stole your lightsabre.

I wish i had a (non poisoned) double cheeseburger , large fries and coke.

Wisler wrote:
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I wish i had a (non poisoned) double cheeseburger , large fries and coke.

Granted. Though, the coke has given you ADD, and since the cow that the burger came from was fed with growth hormones and genetically altered grain you will contract every cancer known to man.

I wish blue was my favorite color.

wish granted. you are now blue. i wish this topic would now end.

lav_coyote25 wrote:i wish this topic would now end.

Wish granted, but everyone hates you for this wish and you want to undo it!

KukY wrote:

lav_coyote25 wrote:i wish this topic would now end.

Wish granted, but everyone hates you for this wish and you want to undo it!

You forgot a wish.

rotflmao... too funny.

lav_coyote25 wrote:rotflmao... too funny.

I don't seem to see it.

kracker wrote:

lav_coyote25 wrote:rotflmao... too funny.

I don't seem to see it.

he was in too much of a hurry to put the hate out that he forgot to wish... i found that funny... now that i had to explain it... that took some of the funny away. frackiing smilie limit. a pox on you , i say a pox on you and your kind.

lav_coyote25 wrote: frackiing smilie limit. a pox on you , i say a pox on you and your kind.

I wish Lav_Coyote25 had his unlimited smilieys back.

He got them back! But they were yours, now you can't use an to respond to this

i wish... that I had never wished for that railgun that shot me to mars in the first place

Epyon wrote:i wish... that I had never wished for that railgun that shot me to mars in the first place

Wish Granted! But then NASA needs test subjects for a Mars settlement experiment and they select you along with some rhesus monkeys, cynomolgus monkeys, squirrel monkeys, pig-tailed macaques, and finally some chimpanzees. So you still end up on Mars, but at least you'll have some company this time. ~twisted evil grin~


I wish I had unlimited free passes for all flights to all the destinations in the world! ~wink~ ~nods~

j0shdrunk0nwar wrote:I wish I had unlimited free passes for all flights to all the destinations in the world! ~wink~ ~nods~

Wish granted! But all the planes you fly in are from 19th century!

I wish this continues!