Corrupt-A-Wish
- lav_coyote25
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
wish granted. ascorbic acid is now pouring out of your body. is too bad it is a deadly poison at that concentration. RIP.
word(s) = lock thread.
i wish for a complete saturation emp bombing of all countries. put the world back in the dark ages.,
word(s) = lock thread.
i wish for a complete saturation emp bombing of all countries. put the world back in the dark ages.,
- E-102 Gamma
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Alright, let's see. L... Okay, l. Leh... Loh, looohh... Loh...lav_coyote25 wrote:word(s) = lock thread.
Wish granted!lav_coyote25 wrote:i wish for a complete saturation emp bombing of all countries. put the world back in the dark ages.,
However, the US government secretly had a network of underground bunkers containing supplies sufficient to get the country under control in just such an emergency as this.
Unfortunately for you other silly countries who hadn't foresight enough to be prepared for an EMP saturation bombing, you now belong to the US.
And oh snap, one world government! THE END IS NEAR.
I wish I was completely immune to spiciness.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Consider it done, I mean wish granted !
but.. as being immune you cannot in fact enjoy what spicyness is ment in taste to be for
I wish I could have ultrafast memory
but.. as being immune you cannot in fact enjoy what spicyness is ment in taste to be for
I wish I could have ultrafast memory
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- E-102 Gamma
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Granted!
However, your ultra fast memory is random access memory A.K.A. RAM, and it's clocked so high that it fries itself and whatever motherboard it's put into within minutes of powering on.
I wish I could sing Modern Major General.
...Backwards.
However, your ultra fast memory is random access memory A.K.A. RAM, and it's clocked so high that it fries itself and whatever motherboard it's put into within minutes of powering on.
I wish I could sing Modern Major General.
...Backwards.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted. You sing the barney song forwards.
I wish for a billion bags of Reese's.
I wish for a billion bags of Reese's.
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Granted, though they're all empty bags.
I wish for magic to be real.
I wish for magic to be real.
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- E-102 Gamma
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Granted. You hack off a wizard and he shrinks your head.
I wish Steam wasn't so glitchy.
I wish Steam wasn't so glitchy.
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Wish granted, it's b*tchy instead.
I wish for an onion.
I wish for an onion.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted! You get some lemonade.
You know how the saying goes: "When life gives you onions, make lemonade."
I wish for a sniper rifle that fires rubber bullets.
You know how the saying goes: "When life gives you onions, make lemonade."
I wish for a sniper rifle that fires rubber bullets.
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Wish granted, you get a rubber sniper rifle.E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted! You get some lemonade.
You know how the saying goes: "When life gives you onions, make lemonade."
I wish for a sniper rifle that fires rubber bullets.
I wish that UEFI would die.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted, you toss your computer out a third story window.
I wish for a penny!
I wish for a penny!
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Wish granted. It turns out to be the best machine ever made!
I wish for a perfect version of WZ2100...
I wish for a perfect version of WZ2100...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish [not] granted. Perfection doesn't exist.
I wish for a bottle of yellow mustard.
I wish for a bottle of yellow mustard.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted, you cut yourself whilst opening it so bleed in it turning it orange.bendib wrote:Wish [not] granted. Perfection doesn't exist.
I wish for a bottle of yellow mustard.
I wish to be the richest person on the planet!
"All they who take thy sword, shall perish with thy sword"
"There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
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