Jonix
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by Jonix 04 Nov 2011, 21:58
"All they who take thy sword, shall perish with thy sword" "There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
Lord Apocalypse
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by Lord Apocalypse 06 Nov 2011, 11:31
Wish granted. You start up the ultimate ponzi scheme that bilks billions from all the other rich people. Once your ill gotten wealth is safe in the bank, the bank files for bankruptcy and closes its door. Now thanks to you no one is rich.
Jonix
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by Jonix 06 Nov 2011, 11:38
You miraculously grow 2
but you have spent you life walking
so when you jump off a tree to fly, you fall to your death
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I wish I was the strongest person in the world
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"All they who take thy sword, shall perish with thy sword" "There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
E-102 Gamma
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by E-102 Gamma 06 Nov 2011, 23:27
Granted. You are now the only person in the world who does not suffer from Polio.
I wish for a universal cure for all disease.
bendib
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by bendib 07 Nov 2011, 00:57
Wish granted. It was death.
Also known as Subsentient.
lav_coyote25
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by lav_coyote25 07 Nov 2011, 01:01
bendib wrote: Wish granted. It was death.
wish granted. fedora drops its renewal policy and folds. the community must now decide which way to do, debian or Ububtu. long live fedora ...
Jonix
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by Jonix 09 Nov 2011, 21:54
"All they who take thy sword, shall perish with thy sword" "There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
Lord Apocalypse
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by Lord Apocalypse 10 Nov 2011, 03:02
Wish granted, you become autistic.
I wish Gentoo would bring back the stage 1 tarballs....
Goth Zagog-Thou
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by Goth Zagog-Thou 10 Nov 2011, 03:59
Wish granted. Unfortunately, none of them will compile since the Stage 1 Tarballs in question only worked with the 2.2 branch of Linux.
Jonix
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by Jonix 10 Nov 2011, 21:08
"All they who take thy sword, shall perish with thy sword" "There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
Merowingg
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by Merowingg 11 Nov 2011, 09:05
“Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.” - V
brakenfur
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by brakenfur 11 Nov 2011, 22:31
Wish granted but while your holding it the wind blows it away
Jonix
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by Jonix 12 Nov 2011, 13:42
A passing time traveler gives you one but it creates a temporal paradox and rips a hole in the fabric of space-time.
Lol, I want to be an astrophysicist. If this doesn't make any sence read this...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time .
"All they who take thy sword, shall perish with thy sword" "There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
E-102 Gamma
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by E-102 Gamma 14 Nov 2011, 21:27
I wish for a Playstation 5!
Shadow Wolf TJC
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by Shadow Wolf TJC 14 Nov 2011, 23:51
Granted, though unfortunately, they'll never release any games for it, ever.
Creator of Warzone 2100:
Contingency !
Founder of Wikizone 2100:
http://wikizone2100.wikia.com/wiki/Wikizone_2100
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so when you jump off a tree to fly, you fall to your death 
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