Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted! You get a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

I wish I could play pianos just by looking at them. :D
lav_coyote25 wrote:yes and did you get the joke about flying cows and thanking god they dont fly... for one obvious reason i might add. :lol2:
Yup. If they did, you'd have to use an umbrella whenever you go outside and pray that it'll work well enough. :P

You'd also have to clean stuff more often.
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E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted! You get a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

I wish I could play pianos just by looking at them. :D
lav_coyote25 wrote:yes and did you get the joke about flying cows and thanking god they dont fly... for one obvious reason i might add. :lol2:
Yup. If they did, you'd have to use an umbrella whenever you go outside and pray that it'll work well enough. :P

You'd also have to clean stuff more often.

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E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted! You get a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

I wish I could play pianos just by looking at them. :D
lav_coyote25 wrote:yes and did you get the joke about flying cows and thanking god they dont fly... for one obvious reason i might add. :lol2:
Yup. If they did, you'd have to use an umbrella whenever you go outside and pray that it'll work well enough. :P

You'd also have to clean stuff more often.
HEY !! not mac and cheese. isnt what i ordered. :annoyed:
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lav_coyote25 wrote:
E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted! You get a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

I wish I could play pianos just by looking at them. :D
lav_coyote25 wrote:yes and did you get the joke about flying cows and thanking god they dont fly... for one obvious reason i might add. :lol2:
Yup. If they did, you'd have to use an umbrella whenever you go outside and pray that it'll work well enough. :P

You'd also have to clean stuff more often.
HEY !! not mac and cheese. isnt what i ordered. :annoyed:
and wish granted - unfortunately your tone deaf and cant play worth a tinkers darn. :lol2:

i wish for a nice cup of greek coffee... served by a nice looking greek girl.
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Wish granted! The coffee was burnt, however the girl was on fire, if you know what I mean. :^D

I wish for another exploding bag of cheetos.
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bendib wrote:Wish granted! The coffee was burnt, however the girl was on fire, if you know what I mean. :^D

I wish for another exploding bag of cheetos.
greek coffe is always burnt...and their women are always on fire... yes i know what you mean.

wish granted - your exploding bag of chetoos failed to detonate... thereby creating an overload on the entire system... you blow up .
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I wish rats and I*A stopped existing.

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Wish granted! However, while all rats are now dead, the ISA rebranded to "KMA" for Kiss My ***. :^P

I wish the BDC would drop to 1 member. >:^)
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bendib wrote:I wish the BDC would drop to 1 member. >:^)
GRRRR.....
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bendib wrote:Wish granted! However, while all rats are now dead, the ISA rebranded to "KMA" for Kiss My ***. :^P

I wish the BDC would drop to 1 member. >:^)
Wish granted, you epically DIE.
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:annoyed: be nice... :lecture:
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Wish granted, just use the "nice" command:

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nice -n 20 kracker
I wish my wish weren't granted.
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NoQ wrote:Wish granted, just use the "nice" command:

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nice -n 20 kracker
I wish my wish weren't granted.
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Wish granted, you couldn't.

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rm NoQ -r
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Wish granted. Now they pwn everyone in their wake.

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