Corrupt-A-Wish

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted!! unfortunately common sense is a misnomer - no such thing as common sense, just reactivity.

i wish for a day free of the crap and corruption of politics.

[2point7182818]

i wish for a day free of the crap and corruption of politics.

Granted, an anarchist just murders you in your sleep instead!

I wish for Dominique Strauss-Kahn to give all of his money to Diallo.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted!! unfortunately DSK has Diallo ripped to shreds ... and then you die..

i still wish for that single day of peace and quiet with the chavs being shot with real bullets... not plastic or rubber.

[2point7182818]

wish granted!! unfortunately DSK has Diallo ripped to shreds ... and then you die..

i still wish for that single day of peace and quiet with the chavs being shot with real bullets... not plastic or rubber.

Granted, but you're a chav.

I wish for the ability to code C and help this great project, raaargh.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted!! you now have the ability to code in c...unfortunately the project has gone entirely to direct x ... no more linux nor mac...

i wish for a nice cold glass of beer.

[bendib]

Granted!
[20:13] bendib: $beer lav_coyote25
[20:13] pr0t0: *gives lav_coyote25 a warm can of cheap, tasteless American beer.

I wish for 8,000 pounds of popcorn shrimp.

[medusa]

Granted!
[20:13] bendib: $beer lav_coyote25
[20:13] pr0t0: *gives lav_coyote25 a warm can of cheap, tasteless American beer.

I wish for 8,000 pounds of popcorn shrimp.

wish granted.
however, as the 8.000 pounds of popcorn shrimp finally make it to your colon, your colon rebels and craps you out instead.
I wish that all the wishes listed would come true with no bad side effects or outcomes.

[bendib]

Wish granted! One person wished for the end of the universe.

I wish everyone in charge of this apartment complex would be fired.

[bendib]

*bump*

[kracker]

*squeak*

[bendib]

*crunch*

[JDW]

*meow*

[driver4]

*meow*

*Shoots other animals*
...

[lav_coyote25]

*meow*

*Shoots other animals*
...

i wish i had that dog... and the rifle.... what a difference it would make ...

[bendib]

Wish granted! The rifle is out of ammo. It's a shame too. The dog mauls and kills you.

I wish for a can of WD-40 and a screwdriver set. Got me a squeaky deskfan.