Corrupt-A-Wish

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted - you have learned the art of pixilation - unfortunately you die in the resulting mess you make of the user interface...

i wish for a nice 3 bean salad. an awesome roast beast. and roasted potatoes on the barbque...

[bendib]

Wish granted! You knew how, but never did.

I wish these doritos were cool ranch flavor.

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted! You knew how, but never did.

I wish these doritos were cool ranch flavor.

what kind of an answer is that????

wish granted!!! your doritos are true ranch flavoured with cold bull.... and horse.... and sheep.... and chicken.... and , well you get the idea...

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! You knew how, but never did.

what kind of an answer is that????

My previous post was on the very bottom of the page. He might have gone to the first unread post and replied to it without noticing that there was another page. Happens to me all the time.

I wish for my very own ATV!

[lav_coyote25]

yep!! ok!!! makes sense now... rotflmao... whew... i thought he was loosing his marbles...
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wish granted!! you are now the proud owner of an ATV. automatic tune visualizer... now why you wanted one of those is beyond my understanding.,..

i wish i was able to bend light.

[kracker]

yep!! ok!!! makes sense now... rotflmao... whew... i thought he was loosing his marbles...
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wish granted!! you are now the proud owner of an ATV. automatic tune visualizer... now why you wanted one of those is beyond my understanding.,..

i wish i was able to bend light.

Wish granted... you went to a black hole to study it.. you get sucked in....

You.....

D-D-Die.

( )

I wish for more smilies.

[lav_coyote25]

i would have granted your wish!! but i died.

[bendib]

Wish granted! You drown in a bloody tub of cut-off lips...

I wish I could get this web based proxy set up in time...

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted! You drown in a bloody tub of cut-off lips...

I wish I could get this web based proxy set up in time...

R.O.T.F.L.M.F.A.O !!!!!!!!! awesome.

wish granted unfortunately your proxy server activated the entire USofA balistic missle grid and you now have less than 30 minutes to say your prayers to whatever god(s) or dieties before total and complete annihilation of the planet earth begins... thanks for the wish!!!

i wish i didnt have such a evil mind.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You now have a silly mind. You can't take anything seriously, always making jokes out of everything whenever possible. You eventually end up in the funny farm.

I wish that two pigs would suddenly gain the ability to fly.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted!!! thank the gods that cows dont fly!!!!

i wish i would not rant about the global events happing around the planet...

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You're forced to hold it all in and you explode with frustration.

I wish for a delicious creme pie.

I wish that two pigs would suddenly gain the ability to fly.

Did you get the joke?

"...When pigs fly."

[bendib]

Wish granted! But it was microwved for 30 minutes prior to you recieving it.

I wish for a bag of hot cheetos.

[lav_coyote25]

Granted. You're forced to hold it all in and you explode with frustration.

I wish for a delicious creme pie.

I wish that two pigs would suddenly gain the ability to fly.

Did you get the joke?

"...When pigs fly."

yes and did you get the joke about flying cows and thanking god they dont fly... for one obvious reason i might add.

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted! But it was microwved for 30 minutes prior to you recieving it.

I wish for a bag of hot cheetos.

wish granted! you have now a bag of hot cheetos. unfortunately the cheetos were so hot , the bag exploded , ending your short but colorfull life... rest in pieces...

i wish for a perfectly cooked ( blood rare ) steak with mushrooms and mashed potatoes, cauliflower florets in butter and a nice glass of port to end the dining experience... all at the expence of whomever grants my wish... seriously - i will send you the bill.