Corrupt-A-Wish

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted. You get a cake that violently explodes in your face.

I wish that I could figure out how to mod the source code of Warzone 2100 itself (beyond the typical modding done through altering stuff in .wz files). I'd be interested in figuring out how to implement features like designable structures, full naval unit support, and bridges to name a few.

[Giani]

Wish garanted. But crabster is already making designable defences and now he hates you.
I wish for a wish.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get one less wish. You're now two wishes out.

I wish for a hydrogen-bomb-proof underground secret evil bunker lair.

[Giani]

You wish for a bomb or a bunker?

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

@Giani: I'm guessing bunker.

By the way, E-102's wish is granted. He gets a bunker that's not only impervious to hydrogen bombs, but is as impenetrable as the Absolutely Safe Capsule from Mother 3. Nothing can penetrate it, or even enter or exit it.

Sadly, E-102 wasn't inside it when he got it. Also, to prove that it's hydrogen-bomb-proof, a hydrogen bomb was dropped on top of it. Unfortunately, he was only mere feet in front of the spot where the bomb lands, and well, you know the rest.

I wish that I could still help out with hard-coding for the Warzone 2100 Project, even if crabster would hate me for contributing.

[Wisler]

Wish granted, but Crabster hates you so much he murders you, and feeds you to the lions at the safari park.

I wish people would stop playing 2.3.9 and play beta 7.

[Giani]

Wish garanted. Later beta8 is finished and the old 2.3.9 players now only play beta7.
I wish for the Art Revolution Mod finished.

[E-102 Gamma]

Also, to prove that it's hydrogen-bomb-proof, a hydrogen bomb was dropped on top of it. Unfortunately, he was only mere feet in front of the spot where the bomb lands, and well, you know the rest.

All of the nasty gamma rays are stopped by the several-inch-think inner lining of lead.

The sheer weight of the bunker also keeps it from moving anywhere, so I am perfectly safe (while my food supplies and sanity last)!

Edit: Okay, yeah. That was some really bad reading on my part...

Wish garanted. Later beta8 is finished and the old 2.3.9 players now only play beta7.
I wish for the Art Revolution Mod finished.

Wish granted! It is finished and made available for download!

However, there was a server error at the exact moment that it is made available, and the files are deleted from the server(s).

Simultaneously, a power surge occurs and fries every single hard drive that has the mod on it. It is now lost forever.

I wish for a pure sample of ³³¹H.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, though it came at the cost of your soul.

I wish that E-102 Gamma would've read the rest of my previous post, so that he would understand that, when his wish of a hydrogen-bomb-proof bunker was made, that he wouldn't be inside of it when it appeared, and that it would've been impossible to enter it in order to protect himself from the incoming hydrogen bomb, thus making his response invalid:

All of the nasty gamma rays are stopped by the several-inch-think inner lining of lead.

The sheer weight of the bunker also keeps it from moving anywhere, so I am perfectly safe (while my food supplies and sanity last)!

[Giani]

Wish not garanted. He even doesnt know to talk english now!
I wish i could host in Warzone2100 and in 0A.D..

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish not garanted. He even doesnt know to talk english now!

Aeiou? Aeiou!

I think my previous wish deserves a technical explanation. *Ahem*

I wish for a pure sample of ³³¹H.

H is the chemical symbol for Hydrogen. The 331 over it indicates that this particular atom has 331 protons and neutrons (total) in its nucleus.

Now, if an atom has too many or too few neutrons, it will become unstable and radioactive.

And with 331 protons and neutrons in its nucleus, this atom would make for an extremely heavy isotope of hydrogen.

So a sample of ³³¹H would most likely be extremely heavy and radioactive and have an extremely short half-life.

I wish for a swimming pool filled with heavy water that is saturated with salt.

[Merowingg]

Wish granted but you have to fill it with water by yourself using half litre bottle

I wish I was able to eat asparagus

[Giani]

Wish not garanted. He even doesnt know to talk english now!

Aeiou? Aeiou!

I think my previous wish deserves a technical explanation. *Ahem*


That wasnt about your wish, it was about Shadow Wolf TJC wish...

Btw, i wish 2.3.9 is banned from the lobby.

[E-102 Gamma]

That wasnt about your wish, it was about Shadow Wolf TJC wish...

The "Aeiou? Aeiou!" was because I no longer speak English anymore (thanks to Shadow Wolf TJC's wish), and the technical explanation was of the wish that I had most recently made ("I wish for a pure sample of ³³¹H. "). Those two lines were unrelated.

Btw, i wish 2.3.9 is banned from the lobby.

Wish granted! 9.3.2 is now banned from the lobby.

I wish for infrared vision!

[Giani]

That wasnt about your wish, it was about Shadow Wolf TJC wish...

The "Aeiou? Aeiou!" was because I no longer speak English anymore (thanks to Shadow Wolf TJC's wish), and the technical explanation was of the wish that I had most recently made ("I wish for a pure sample of ³³¹H. "). Those two lines were unrelated.

Btw, i wish 2.3.9 is banned from the lobby.

Wish granted! 9.3.2 is now banned from the lobby.

I wish for infrared vision!

Infrared version of wz??