Corrupt-A-Wish

[E-102 Gamma]

you decide then and there never to play another game except warzone 2100 as it does not have any of the valve like behaviors.

*Spoiler warning!*


Like its ending, where you hear NEXUS's laugh echo through the hills?



*End of spoilers.*

Spoiler warnings for those who STILL haven't finished WZ2100's single player campaign.

i wish for less homework

Granted. You get less homework, but as a result, giant fire-breathing dragons emerge from underground and burn and eat everything (including all of those zombies from the last few zombie apocalypses we've had recently).

Edit: You know what the moral of this story is? Always do all of your homework without wishing you didn't have so much (except maybe when there are one or more zombie apocalypses decimating the world).

I wish dodos weren't never went extinct.

[Black Project]

I wish dodos weren't never went extinct.

Granted. You time travel back to 17th century to protect the specie from extinction by ALL means necessary with the consequence of never travelling back to future.

I wish i have superhuman powers!

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You now melt anything you look at. Including your own eyelids.

Don't blink.

I wish I could speed up and slow down my perception of time at will.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish I could speed up and slow down my perception of time at will.

wish granted. you slow your perception of time down so much that you actually come to a complete stop. unfortunately for you, your were crossing a railroad track at that point. you are now only so much mush on the tracks.

i wish i could travel forward in time, so as to find out what the future holds for us all, and then come back and tell you all how it is your all going to die.

[E-102 Gamma]

wish granted. you slow your perception of time down so much that you actually come to a complete stop. unfortunately for you, your were crossing a railroad track at that point. you are now only so much mush on the tracks.

I meant speed up and slow down my perception of time as in make time seem to move faster or slower around me at will.

i wish i could travel forward in time, so as to find out what the future holds for us all, and then come back and tell you all how it is your all going to die.

Granted, but unfortunately, going forward in time is a one-way trip for you.

I wish for hot sauce spicy enough to allow anyone who consumes it to breathe fire.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish for hot sauce spicy enough to allow anyone who consumes it to breathe fire.

wish already granted. 10,000,000,000 scoville units. is the hottest thing on earth. liquid. one drop = 3000 scotch bonet peppers.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish for hot sauce spicy enough to allow anyone who consumes it to breathe fire.

wish already granted. 10,000,000,000 scoville units. is the hottest thing on earth. liquid. one drop = 3000 scotch bonet peppers.

i wish i could see a video of any one silly enough to drink above hottest pepper juice on earth and survive with out choking.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! Someone just uploaded a video of themselves drinking said pepper juice! Here's a link.

I wish for a wooden sword!

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted! Someone just uploaded a video of themselves drinking said pepper juice! Here's a link.

I wish for a wooden sword!

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Sorry about that.

wish granted. you now have a wooden sword. do not run with this sword. you will take out an eye.

i am still wishing to see the pepper juice movie.

[E-102 Gamma]

Whoops, wrong link. Here's the real video.

I wish for another wooden sword.

...That can cut through DIAMONDS.

[lav_coyote25]

Whoops, wrong link. Here's the real video.

I wish for another wooden sword.

...That can cut through DIAMONDS.

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Sorry about that.

no sword for you!!! not untill i see the pepper video,

[bendib]

Wish granted, you get a diamond sword that can't cut through wood.

I wish life wasn't such a piece of s**t for everyone.

[NoQ]

Wish granted, it's rather the whole than a piece now =/

I wish "Startup" was symmetric.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it looks like a flat Red Arizona rectangle with four oils in base and two in the middle.

I wish for some aluminum foil.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get some foil made of pure carbon dioxide. Enjoy!

I wish for carbon nanotubes. And lots of 'em.