Corrupt-A-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 10 Aug 2011, 07:58

what religion? hell isnt a religion!! it is a place. anyways... :lecture:

wish granted! cherry nyancats ... whatever the heck those are... are found to be defective and blow off your arms...

i wish i knew every japanese anime reference known to humankind.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 10 Aug 2011, 08:39

Wish granted. You turn into a geeky Japanese girl.

I wish for a geeky Japanese girl. (not you) :^D
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 10 Aug 2011, 19:18

Whoops, missed the page...

Granted. She's so geeky that you don't understand a thing she says.

I wish for a fully-crewed, fully armed Churchill tank, completely at my disposal. :twisted:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 10 Aug 2011, 22:26

wish granted - you are now at the disposal site - oops you and your crew did not leave the tank before it was dropped into the shredder/crusher / Bessemer converter ... you and they are all dead.... R.I.P. your families will be notified.

i wish for bag of popcorn with butter and seasoned salt.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Goth Zagog-Thou » 10 Aug 2011, 23:25

Wish granted. However, the size of said bag of popcorn is so large that your home collapses under its' great weight.

I wish that it was peanut butter jelly time. :P

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 10 Aug 2011, 23:36

awesome... i was hoping for that...!!!!!!

and you bast__d !!! you just did not put that earworm in my head!!!! ok... now its on!!! :twisted:

wish granted!! unfortunate for you - you are deathly alergic to the jelly... seeing as it was jalapeno jelly with a scovile unit of 10,000,000,000,000,000. you die in agony , as well as all your family. and all of their pets and neighbours as well... see what happens when you plant earworms..... damn i am evil!! :twisted:

i wish for a nice cool ale. room temperature - an IPA if you dont mind. thanks.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Goth Zagog-Thou » 11 Aug 2011, 00:35

:lol2:

Wish granted.You have your ale. Problem is, your home has been flooded with it, and you're swimming in the stuff. On the plus side you're nice and sloshy, so you're happy about it. :D

I wish money grew on trees.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 11 Aug 2011, 00:42

Goth Zagog-Thou wrote::lol2:

Wish granted.You have your ale. Problem is, your home has been flooded with it, and you're swimming in the stuff. On the plus side you're nice and sloshy, so you're happy about it. :D

I wish money grew on trees.
yeah!!! now thats the kind of anwer i was looking for!!!! awesome!!!! :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

wish granted. unfortunately the government found out you have one and confiscate it and hit you with a trillion dollar tax penalty... and ...also your now in jail as a tax evader - even though you were willing to pay the taxes - they dont believe you - heck i wouldnt believe you either... sorry...

i wish i had a cutting from that money tree... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 11 Aug 2011, 00:56

Wish granted. You receive one AUTHENTIC nickel! :^D

I wish for a functional replicator.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Goth Zagog-Thou » 11 Aug 2011, 01:32

Wish granted. Problem is, it only replicates dandelions.

I wish for a functioning government. :annoyed:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by driver4 » 11 Aug 2011, 04:03

Goth Zagog-Thou wrote:Wish granted. Problem is, it only replicates dandelions.

I wish for a functioning government. :annoyed:
Wish granted! unfortunately, the economy becomes 100x worse, killing off all living humans that grew up on frozen foods and a comfy bed.

I wish for a language to be named after driver4 (my online ID).
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 11 Aug 2011, 04:42

wish granted!! your language is so convoluted and spaghetti like, that you are so universally hated , and despised... people have even tried to tie you down and force feed you your own books with the explanations ... you get the idea...

i wish for a simple meal - consisting of roast beast, veggies, and a bowl of shanghai noodles....

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 12 Aug 2011, 02:33

Wish granted, however all of it contained little black beetle things.

I wish we didn't have little black beetle things.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 12 Aug 2011, 03:22

AWESOME!!! little black beetle things is what makes it AWESOME!!!!!!! :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

wish granted ( but under protest).... there are no little black beetle things.... now that there are no little black beetle things , the little white beetle things take over and ruin everything you own... see, the little black beetle things fed on the little white beetle things , keeping them under control.... now, because of your ill advised wish... your shtumed. have a nice day.

i wish for a bottle of white beetle eradicating spray... the giant economy size... due to the previous wishers ill advised wish. :annoyed: :annoyed: :annoyed: :annoyed: :annoyed:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by 2point7182818 » 12 Aug 2011, 13:24

Granted . . . but it's also fatal to humans.
I wish for common sense

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