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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 09 Aug 2011, 21:40

Goth Zagog-Thou wrote:Wish granted. Now they pwn everyone in their wake.

I wish for a neural interface that could translate my thoughts into WZScript.
wish granted!! now when you get that task done - we will have several more tasks for you to do.. by the end of the day right!!

i wish goth had that interface - things would be so much easier... :hmm:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Goth Zagog-Thou » 10 Aug 2011, 00:19

Wish granted, providing that the next wish gets met:

I wish for said neural interface to apply to ALL programming languages now.

(There, now everything can get done. :P )

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 10 Aug 2011, 01:28

Goth Zagog-Thou wrote:Wish granted, providing that the next wish gets met:

I wish for said neural interface to apply to ALL programming languages now.

(There, now everything can get done. :P )
wish granted!! are you done yet??? now? now? ... now? why not ?????? hey are you done yet.... am i getting to be annoying yet???? now? how about now.... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by cybersphinx » 10 Aug 2011, 01:33

Wish granted. You are annying now and get banned.

I wish I didn't have to think of a wish now.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 10 Aug 2011, 03:09

cybersphinx wrote:Wish granted. You are annying now and get banned.

I wish I didn't have to think of a wish now.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: awesome!!!! yeah!!! totally , totally awesome!!!!

wish granted!!! your head explodes - from the pressure of trying to keep from wishing... R.I.P. and tell satan i am on my way... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: O_o :annoyed: :hmm: no scratch that ...hell wont have me - i keep trying to take over... :twisted:

i wish hell were a nice place to live... :twisted:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by driver4 » 10 Aug 2011, 03:38

lav_coyote25 wrote:i wish hell were a nice place to live... :twisted:
Wish granted... but unfortunately, hell doesn't exist! :lol2:

I wish for a pokemon to be real and be everyones friend forever until it never dies! :o
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 10 Aug 2011, 03:43

driver4 wrote:
lav_coyote25 wrote:i wish hell were a nice place to live... :twisted:
Wish granted... but unfortunately, hell doesn't exist! :lol2:

I wish for a pokemon to be real and be everyones friend forever until it never dies! :o
hell exists!!! i am there now. pokeman do not exist... and ...never dies...riiiiight... :annoyed:

wish granted pokeman are real, it is you that will never die!!! nver, is a very Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time... are you sure you want this wish... trust me, you will be begging for death at the end of all things... :twisted:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 10 Aug 2011, 06:12

I wish all crackers, saltine and otherwise, would be ground into a fine power and launched into the sun.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 10 Aug 2011, 06:20

ummmm k wish granted... the sun goes nova due to all the chemicals in the crackers... earth is destroyed! thank you very much bendib. now look at what you did. :annoyed:

i wish the sun WOULD go nova... :twisted:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 10 Aug 2011, 06:24

Wish granted. A star several thousand lightyears away goes nova...
You didn't specify WHICH sun....

I wish I never had trouble getting to sleep.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 10 Aug 2011, 06:32

answering a wish that way - no wonder you dont get any sleep... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

wish granted!! unfortunately your intake of caffeinated products precludes your getting ANY sleep for at least the next 10 to 12 YEARS!!!!!

i like this now!!! is fun!!!

i wish i had 2 wishes for every 1 that everyone else gets. :twisted:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 10 Aug 2011, 06:53

Wish granted! They both end up blowing up in your face!

I wish I could go kick whoever conceived css right in the jewels...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by driver4 » 10 Aug 2011, 07:01

bendib wrote:Wish granted! They both end up blowing up in your face!

I wish I could go kick whoever conceived css right in the jewels...
Wish granted, but unfortunately whoever conceived css doesn't have any jewels!

I wish a puppy would do a backflip into a pit of lava!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 10 Aug 2011, 07:04

driver4 wrote:
lav_coyote25 wrote:i wish hell were a nice place to live... :twisted:
Wish granted... but unfortunately, hell doesn't exist! :lol2:
Let's not turn this into a religious argument, 'kay? :roll:
bendib wrote:I wish all crackers, saltine and otherwise, would be ground into a fine power and launched into the sun.
Saltines! Eugh. I hear ya'. :P

Edit: DOUBLE NINJA'D! :cry:
driver4 wrote:I wish a puppy would do a backflip into a pit of lava!
Granted. Unfortunately for your evil shoulder-angel, the puppy was lava-proof, and jumps back out of the lava smelling like a rose (and various volcanic rocks as well).

I wish Facepunch members were nicer... :(

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 10 Aug 2011, 07:24

Wish granted. It was a creepy kind of nicer.

I wish for a box of cherry Nyancats.
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