Corrupt-A-Wish

[Giani]

Wish garanted, there is no more rain in the earth forever
I wish that the Addons section is finished.

[Andrie]

Wish granted, age of empires wont work on you pc.

I wish that I would never have to go to the toilet.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. You never have to go to the toilet, because every time you would otherwise have to go, the toilet HUNTS YOU DOWN and makes you go on the spot, regardless of where you are.

I wish for a hovercraft that utilizes short circuits to suspend itself in the air.

[Giani]

I wish that the Addons section is finished.

Wish granted, age of empires wont work on you pc.

How is this related?
Anyway,

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I wish for a hovercraft that utilizes short circuits to suspend itself in the air.

Wish garanted, that hovercraft now exists, but it is soooooo expensive that you will never be able to buy it.
I wish for having a spaceship and enough oil for using it all my life

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! You now have a spaceship with a lifetime supply of fuel!

Thing is, though, you're in it. And it's in the Andromeda galaxy.

And you have no provisions whatsoever.

And no landing gear.

I wish for a diamond-tipped screwdriver.

[Andrie]

Wish granted! You have your screwdriver but you have no handle on the back of your screwdriver.

I wish that I can make my mod so that it works.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. You make your mod work.

But then New Zealand takes over the world (in less than a week).

I wish for a diamond-tipped hammer.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, but you have it in Minecraft, and not in real life.
I wish for having longer vacations.

[Searge-Major]

But then New Zealand takes over the world (in less than a week).

Wish garanted, but you have it in Minecraft, and not in real life.
I wish for having longer vacations.

Wish granted, you are now permanently on vacation. You are forced to watch as your money trickles away... quickly.

I wish for a TARDIS. running out of time... forgetting things...

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted.

However, this TARDIS is devoid of any kind of controls besides a "travel through time" control, which is really just a button that makes it teleport somewhen else. You have no idea which point in time you're going to end up in. Good luck.

I wish for a diamond-tipped pillow.

[Giani]

You really like diamonds...
Wish garanted, but it is too uncomfortable, that one day, while being drunk, you throw it out by the window to the street and sleep in the floor.
I wish I couldn't get bored.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! You are now unable to become bored because you are now perpetually bored.

I wish for a diamond-tipped Gamecube controller.

[Andrie]

Wish granted but your controller wont work.

I wish for a better phone.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, you have the second best phone of the world (the BEST phone of the world is only for Chuck Norris ) but NOBODY knows to use it, except Chuck Norris, but he won't tell you how to use it.
I wish that I can buy everything for $1.

[Andrie]

Wish granted but every thing you buy is made in china.

I wish I had more time to play wz!