Warzone Chuck Norris jokes

[JDW]

Chuck Norris is the moderator.

I bet lav_coyote25 knows how to round-house kick

[Roux Le Corps]

dear god, its chucks screen nme! RUUUN!!!

[codybuff10]

Chuck norris actually lived warzone 2100 ;D

[Collective Leader]

When somebody fires a LasSAT at Chuck Norris, he round-house kicks the laser back at the satellite.

[lav_coyote25]

Chuck Norris is the moderator.

I bet lav_coyote25 knows how to round-house kick

i took lessons from HIM!! yeah, in the ol days, we did a few beers, and , well... i ended up doing one of his patented round houseers and , well he woke up with a sore jaw...

[Saberuneko]

While other people was dying from radiation, Chuck Norris protected himself from it using round-house kicks.
He also battled his hunger using the same method and succeeded.

[skellr]

Chuck Norris can own you with a single mg cyborg.

[NoQ]

come on, he *is* a single mg cyborg

[Defacto]

While other people was dying from radiation, Chuck Norris protected himself from it using round-house kicks.
He also battled his hunger using the same method and succeeded.

Chuck norris has no hunger!

[NoQ]

When NEXUS was working on his collapse plan, he was thinking of using his synaptic link to take control over Chuck Norris, but he decided to follow a more merciful way.

[Rman Virgil]

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In his epic battle with the "Little Dragon" in the Roman Colosseum in the late '70s, Chuck had big 'ol wads of curlies pulled out of his thick, low pile carpet, chest hair. Eventually they grew back but it wasn't till post collapse nuke winter that, as a consequence of radioactive fallout, Chuck's chest hair became so luxurious and Yeti long that it seriously impeded his flowing katas to such an inordinate degree that he became as diligent in the habit of trimming it back just about as often as he did his Nexus goatee and disco side-burns. Unfortunately he was snaggle-tooth lax when it came to the hair growing out of his ears and nose which elicited many a guarded chuckle and hushed snicker when he'd stop for a spell at a Scav Town to give martial lessons in exchange for creature pleasures.

- RV

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[Defacto]

There is no such things as laser satellites, only chuck norris roundhouse kick powar materialized into a beam. Sadly the experiment failed, but Norris roundhouse-kicked some satellites up to orbit, just for the sake of it. Altough weaker than Chuck Norris, they still proved to be effective against mortals.

Ofcourse, he knew that NEXUS would use them. Chuck Norris knows everything.

[Saberuneko]

Not really, the real thing, is that Chuck Norris is in orbit because he was bored, and the lasers appear when he farts.

[Collective Leader]

Not really, the real thing, is that Chuck Norris is in orbit because he was bored, and the lasers appear when he farts.

That's great.

[Collective Leader]

Chuck Norris was threatening to roundhouse kick NEXUS the entire time, and so NEXUS decided they'd take a less brutal death and challenge the Project instead.