Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 24 Sep 2011, 13:19
Wish granted
But !
Every sneeze take one day of your life..
I wish I could speak Japanese
But !
Every sneeze take one day of your life..
I wish I could speak Japanese
We are really sorry but no power on eart or even in our galaxy can help you with that..i wish my computer would stop having issues!!!!
Granted. Unfortunately, in fixing it, you had to reformat your hard drive. I hope there wasn't anything important on there...brakenfur 54 wrote:i wish my computer would stop having issues!!!!
Wish Granted, it talks non-stop 24 hours a day and......E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted. Unfortunately, in fixing it, you had to reformat your hard drive. I hope there wasn't anything important on there...brakenfur 54 wrote:i wish my computer would stop having issues!!!!
I wish for a talking dog!
Granted, you have no homework to do but your parents kick you out of home and only allow you to comeback home until you accept to do homework.brakenfur 54 wrote:i wish i had less homework
brakenfur 54 wrote:wish granted but it works 50% for one day but then you get a virus and itonly now onl works .1% percent of the time
i wish i had less homework
Black Project wrote:Granted, you have no homework to do but your parents kick you out of home and only allow you to comeback home until you accept to do homework.brakenfur 54 wrote:i wish i had less homework
I wish four NASDA Laser Satellites full-charged & armed with multiple nuclear missiles loaded with MIRVs (1 megaton per warhead!)
Granted. You come to realize that it was a figment of your imagination. You are stranded in the middle of the desert.lav_coyote25 wrote:i wish for a ham roast with all the trimmings.
wish granted. all the females on the planet find you too ugly to even contemplate copulation. they all go for the turkey baster and lab grown semen. ( better read up on that suject - it is now possible for science to create babies - no human copulation needed.) pity.iMac wrote:Granted. You come to realize that it was a figment of your imagination. You are stranded in the middle of the desert.lav_coyote25 wrote:i wish for a ham roast with all the trimmings.
I wish I was the only male on the planet.
Granted, and of course you're no stronger than concrete and closer to the source of the burps. See what I mean?E-102 Gamma wrote:I wish my burps could shatter concrete.
wish granted. unfortunately - you end up encased in rock - unable to teleport anywhere as you have become the rock. see: xmen and that German fellow whose name escapes me at the moment...aknid wrote:
I wish I could teleport myself at will.