Corrupt-A-Wish
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Wish granted, it was much worse.
I wish for a kinder heart.
I wish for a kinder heart.
Also known as Subsentient.
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Granted, but your heart is now made out of chocolate.bendib wrote:I wish for a kinder heart.
I wish for a flamethrower!
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Granted! You get a cigarette lighter. Enjoy!
I wish for a material that is superconductive at room temperatures!
I wish for a material that is superconductive at room temperatures!
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wish granted! it blew up
i wish i had a pet dinosaur
i wish i had a pet dinosaur
I'm not always on but when I am you know it.
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wish granted but it was a T-rex and it eats you
i wish for a A on my math test
i wish for a A on my math test
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Wish granted. The teacher called you an A-hole on your report card.
I wish my brain would learn the ancient art of stfu.
I wish my brain would learn the ancient art of stfu.
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Granted. You take a trip to Peru and spend six years learning the art of stfu from the local monks. You become a master in the art.
And then an alpaca spits in your face and you fall off a cliff to your unfortunate demise.
I wish for a dry erase marker that can write on air.
It actually has to be able to write, mind you. It can't be out of ink.
And then an alpaca spits in your face and you fall off a cliff to your unfortunate demise.
I wish for a dry erase marker that can write on air.
It actually has to be able to write, mind you. It can't be out of ink.
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Tricky one, you find a seller of one but the price is just over 3,000,000,000,000 pounds/dollars/whatever else...
I wish for an ant!
I wish for an ant!
"All they who take thy sword, shall perish with thy sword"
"There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
Jonix
"There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
Jonix
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Granted. Unfortunately for you, however,
I want an ant, too!
I want an ant, too!
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Wish granted, but it was dead.
I wish I had lived to utilize the ancient art of stfu.
I wish I had lived to utilize the ancient art of stfu.
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Granted, but everyone else in the world died before then.bendib wrote:I wish I had lived to utilize the ancient art of stfu.
This time I wish for a flamethrower that is not a cigarette lighter.
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Wish granted. It was a wet match, and you happened to be in a dark cave.
I wish for a reset button on the back of my head.
I wish for a reset button on the back of my head.
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wish granted, you have a reset button on the back of your head, however you realize that you can't go to sleep and thus spend the rest of your life as an insomniac have fun...
i wish the WZ alpha wouldn't crash when i loaded the limits screen
i wish the WZ alpha wouldn't crash when i loaded the limits screen
I'm not always on but when I am you know it.
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Wish granted, it froze (in full screen, under XP) instead.
I wish for a deep fried ice cream sandwich.
I wish for a deep fried ice cream sandwich.
Also known as Subsentient.
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Wish granted, but sadly, the ice cream didn't survive the deep-frying process.
I wish for four (4) SLI-ready GTX 580s and a high-end motherboard that can support all four of them.
I wish for four (4) SLI-ready GTX 580s and a high-end motherboard that can support all four of them.