Corrupt-A-Wish
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted. It is immediately followed by the next one.
I wish for a can of worms.
I wish for a can of worms.
We want information... information... information.
- Goth Zagog-Thou
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted .. however they are Sand Worms, Dune-style.
I wish that everything went exactly how it was supposed to go, rather than being subject to Murphy's Law.
I wish that everything went exactly how it was supposed to go, rather than being subject to Murphy's Law.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted. Murphy's Law now states that anything that can go right will go right. And thanks to your wish, nothing is subject to it.Goth Zagog-Thou wrote:Wish granted .. however they are Sand Worms, Dune-style.
I wish that everything went exactly how it was supposed to go, rather than being subject to Murphy's Law.
I wish for four 32 GB sticks of DDR3 RAM.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Its actually 3.2 GB ram so you end up with an ordinary/rubbish one.
"All they who take thy sword, shall perish with thy sword"
"There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
Jonix
"There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
Jonix
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Oh! I wish for eternal life!
"All they who take thy sword, shall perish with thy sword"
"There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
Jonix
"There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
Jonix
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Granted! You spend the rest of eternity hanging by one arm off a root sticking out of the edge of a cliff.Jonix wrote:Oh! I wish for eternal life!
I wish for fish!
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You get a fish... monster.
I wish for a new pen.
I wish for a new pen.
"All they who take thy sword, shall perish with thy sword"
"There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
Jonix
"There is no good or evil, there is only power!"
Jonix
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Granted. However, it does not contain any ink. It only has nitroglycerin, and it is filled to the brim with it, too. Handle with care.
I wish for an evil volcano island lair (think The Incredibles) complete with evil laboratory for all of my evil experiments and my evil rock collection.
I wish for an evil volcano island lair (think The Incredibles) complete with evil laboratory for all of my evil experiments and my evil rock collection.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, though it erupts violently while you were inside, incinerating you and your hideout in the process.
Speaking of, I wish that we could find a way to prevent said eruptions from happening on our planet (at least violently). (Perhaps if we used some expendable remote-controlled burrowing machines to drill tunnels into the magma chambers to alleviate pressure from the volcano without causing it to erupt violently in the process...)
Speaking of, I wish that we could find a way to prevent said eruptions from happening on our planet (at least violently). (Perhaps if we used some expendable remote-controlled burrowing machines to drill tunnels into the magma chambers to alleviate pressure from the volcano without causing it to erupt violently in the process...)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted! You are killed with a pickle jar for whatever reason.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted! You are now a Dope fish.
I wish for a light bulb that always emits light even when it isn't powered.
I wish for a light bulb that always emits light even when it isn't powered.
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Wish granted. It's radioactive. Your hair falls out.
I wish for dopefish sticks with tartar sauce.
I wish for dopefish sticks with tartar sauce.
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wish granted but it is filled with toxion and you die and slow and pain full death
i wish my internet would stop spazzing out
i wish my internet would stop spazzing out
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Wish granted! You get a new super reliable 30Mbps internet connection for $14.95 a month! It seems too good to be true, but it is true! Hooray for you!
I wish things would go back the way they were before.
I wish things would go back the way they were before.
Also known as Subsentient.
- E-102 Gamma
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted! Things are now as they were two seconds before now.
I wish DirectX 11's tessellation wasn't so performance-destroying...
I wish DirectX 11's tessellation wasn't so performance-destroying...