Corrupt-A-Wish
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Wish granted
But !
Every sneeze take one day of your life..
I wish I could speak Japanese
But !
Every sneeze take one day of your life..
I wish I could speak Japanese
“Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.” - V
"Mark my words boy, Mark them well, I have survived your predecessors and I will survive you." - Merovingian
Regards - Mero
"Mark my words boy, Mark them well, I have survived your predecessors and I will survive you." - Merovingian
Regards - Mero
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Holy cow!!! kracker, this thread has gone onto it's 57th page!!
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wish granted but the only words to you know are "i don`t speak japanesse"
i wish my computer would stop having issues!!!!
i wish my computer would stop having issues!!!!
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We are really sorry but no power on eart or even in our galaxy can help you with that..i wish my computer would stop having issues!!!!
Of topic joke of course
Gentlemen please continue
“Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.” - V
"Mark my words boy, Mark them well, I have survived your predecessors and I will survive you." - Merovingian
Regards - Mero
"Mark my words boy, Mark them well, I have survived your predecessors and I will survive you." - Merovingian
Regards - Mero
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Granted. Unfortunately, in fixing it, you had to reformat your hard drive. I hope there wasn't anything important on there...brakenfur 54 wrote:i wish my computer would stop having issues!!!!
I wish for a talking dog!
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Wish Granted, it talks non-stop 24 hours a day and......E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted. Unfortunately, in fixing it, you had to reformat your hard drive. I hope there wasn't anything important on there...brakenfur 54 wrote:i wish my computer would stop having issues!!!!
I wish for a talking dog!
I wish my computer were cooperative with me at least 50% of the time.
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wish granted but it works 50% for one day but then you get a virus and itonly now onl works .1% percent of the time
i wish i had less homework
i wish i had less homework
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Granted, you have no homework to do but your parents kick you out of home and only allow you to comeback home until you accept to do homework.brakenfur 54 wrote:i wish i had less homework
I wish four NASDA Laser Satellites full-charged & armed with multiple nuclear missiles loaded with MIRVs (1 megaton per warhead!)
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brakenfur 54 wrote:wish granted but it works 50% for one day but then you get a virus and itonly now onl works .1% percent of the time
i wish i had less homework
wish granted!! you have less home work. unfortunately the home work you still have takes you 10 hours of YOUR time to complete for the next days lessons. failure to complete assignments means you have to take more homework home and that just adds to your work load - you are now up to 18 hours per day of home work - do you want to make another wish... keeping in mind that what you wish for isn't necessarily what you get and that homework time exponentially increases with every failure to complete the preceding days work... do you wish to play some more?
i wish people wouldnt cut in on me prior to my answering a wish.
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Black Project wrote:Granted, you have no homework to do but your parents kick you out of home and only allow you to comeback home until you accept to do homework.brakenfur 54 wrote:i wish i had less homework
I wish four NASDA Laser Satellites full-charged & armed with multiple nuclear missiles loaded with MIRVs (1 megaton per warhead!)
wish granted - unfortunately they all fail and target YOU! have a nice day! whats left of it.
i wish for a ham roast with all the trimmings.
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Granted. You come to realize that it was a figment of your imagination. You are stranded in the middle of the desert.lav_coyote25 wrote:i wish for a ham roast with all the trimmings.
I wish I was the only male on the planet.
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wish granted. all the females on the planet find you too ugly to even contemplate copulation. they all go for the turkey baster and lab grown semen. ( better read up on that suject - it is now possible for science to create babies - no human copulation needed.) pity.iMac wrote:Granted. You come to realize that it was a figment of your imagination. You are stranded in the middle of the desert.lav_coyote25 wrote:i wish for a ham roast with all the trimmings.
I wish I was the only male on the planet.
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I wish my burps could shatter concrete.
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Granted, and of course you're no stronger than concrete and closer to the source of the burps. See what I mean?E-102 Gamma wrote:I wish my burps could shatter concrete.
I wish I could teleport myself at will.
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wish granted. unfortunately - you end up encased in rock - unable to teleport anywhere as you have become the rock. see: xmen and that German fellow whose name escapes me at the moment...aknid wrote:
I wish I could teleport myself at will.
i wish i could remember names of movie characters.