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by E-102 Gamma 20 Jul 2011, 03:14
bendib wrote: Btw, the sandwich has no life support. >:^)
A foreseen difficulty. I brought my space suit.
And then my space sandwich ship freezes solid...
bendib wrote: I wish for a box of pepperoni hot pockets.
Granted. You get a box of heated pockets removed from pairs of jeans filled with pepperoni. Enjoy.
I wish for churros!
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by bendib 20 Jul 2011, 19:42
Wish granted. You receive a churro dipped in a freshly unflushed toilet.
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by kracker 21 Jul 2011, 04:46
bendib wrote: Wish granted. You receive a churro dipped in a freshly unflushed toilet.
Wish granted, you die because of the heat on instant contact.
I wish for a jar of jam. (Man, I'm getting lame.)
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by lav_coyote25 21 Jul 2011, 05:09
wish granted - you are now the proud owner of jalepeno jam... you also die from the heat, on contact.
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by E-102 Gamma 21 Jul 2011, 06:55
Granted. You give it a little 'taste test' (read: dump the whole bottle in your mouth), breathe fire, and burn your house down (along with several of your neighbors' houses).
I wish for a fully-functional, fully-crewed nuclear submarine at my disposal!
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by bendib 21 Jul 2011, 10:41
Wish granted. It hits a rock and creates a beautiful mushroom cloud.
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by lav_coyote25 21 Jul 2011, 18:38
bendib wrote: Wish granted. It hits a rock and creates a beautiful mushroom cloud.
ok, now you have to be more specific!!!! monty or the actual snake or the language....
wish granted! but, seeing as you didnt specify - you are now in a skit with the monty python crew - " the holy hand grenade"....
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by E-102 Gamma 24 Jul 2011, 03:49
I wish for a literal mountain of mashed potatoes to exist somewhere on the planet.
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by bendib 25 Jul 2011, 20:03
Wish granted! It's taller than Mt. Everest, and in nearly the same location! Enjoy your frozen, dirt saturated, potato mountain!
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by bendib 02 Aug 2011, 12:54
BUMP
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by kracker 02 Aug 2011, 15:50
The thread dies, and you die with it. I'm sure lav_coyote will be happy.
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by lav_coyote25 02 Aug 2011, 22:22
kracker wrote: The thread dies, and you die with it. I'm sure lav_coyote will be happy.
no...no i will not be happy if this thread dies... why would i be happy...
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by lav_coyote25 02 Aug 2011, 22:25
oh forgot... sorry - wish granted!! unfortunately it crashes on takeoff killing all on board and 300,000,000 on the ground...seeing as it was powered by a highly unstable isotope... barackobamaium.... unstable at any temp, surprising that any existed for this test.
i wish that bump no longer existed.
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by E-102 Gamma 03 Aug 2011, 01:31
Granted. Someone else bumped the thread instead.
Thanks for the bump, bendib.
I wish for not'chos!
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by lav_coyote25 03 Aug 2011, 04:14
wish granted!! you have not chos... en to have this wish actually come true... there by negating your right to exist - report to the nearest "cide cabinet for deletion...thankyou for using corrupt-A-wish.
i wish i had a hemp seed smoothie... which in reality is about to become reality - thanks to my wife.
so...i guess this one isnt to be corrupted...
so...i guess this one isnt to be corrupted... 
