Corrupt-A-Wish
- E-102 Gamma
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted. Your laptop now freezes onto your pants and fries itself with condensation every time you use it.
I wish for an invisibility watch.
Edit: Aaaaand I just thought of the perfect way to corrupt my own wish.
I wish for an invisibility watch.
Edit: Aaaaand I just thought of the perfect way to corrupt my own wish.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted, your watch is invisible.E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted. Your laptop now freezes onto your pants and fries itself with condensation every time you use it.
I wish for an invisibility watch.
Edit: Aaaaand I just thought of the perfect way to corrupt my own wish.
I wish that people would quit being so irritatingly formal and strict over things that are just trivial at best.
Also known as Subsentient.
- E-102 Gamma
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted. People now declare war over things that are trivial. There are many casualties.
I wish for a gun that shoots medicine, so I can be real intimidatin'!
I wish for a gun that shoots medicine, so I can be real intimidatin'!
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted, it shoots cough syrup.E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted. People now declare war over things that are trivial. There are many casualties.
I wish for a gun that shoots medicine, so I can be real intimidatin'!
I wish I could visit parallel universes.
Also known as Subsentient.
- E-102 Gamma
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted. You are now four-dimensional. You can now feel and see in four dimensions. You see every 3-D space at once, all lined up and completely separate from each other.bendib wrote:I wish I could visit parallel universes.
Unfortunately, the human brain was never designed to be able to handle four dimensions, so yours goes on overload and you fall into a coma. Since you are four-dimensional, only part of you is in our plane of existence, so you cannot receive proper medical attention.
I wish for a sandwich.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted. You get a SANDwich.E-102 Gamma wrote:Wish granted. You are now four-dimensional. You can now feel and see in four dimensions. You see every 3-D space at once, all lined up and completely separate from each other.bendib wrote:I wish I could visit parallel universes.
Unfortunately, the human brain was never designed to be able to handle four dimensions, so yours goes on overload and you fall into a coma. Since you are four-dimensional, only part of you is in our plane of existence, so you cannot receive proper medical attention.
I wish for a sandwich.
I wish for some juice right now.
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- E-102 Gamma
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted. You stand under Niagara falls. Let's just say you're no longer thirsty...
I wish for my own personal dropship.
I wish for my own personal dropship.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted, but it's shot down by a sunburst emplacement. ONE sunburst emplacement.E-102 Gamma wrote:Granted. You stand under Niagara falls. Let's just say you're no longer thirsty...
I wish for my own personal dropship.
I wish for a box of paperclips.
Also known as Subsentient.
- E-102 Gamma
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted. You get a box of iron ore. Go make your own paperclips.
I wish I could find my Jazz Jackrabbit 2 disk. I'm sure it was around here somewhere...
I wish I could find my Jazz Jackrabbit 2 disk. I'm sure it was around here somewhere...
- milo christiansen
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted: you find your disk but its cracked and so you have to download a copy from digiex.
I wish my new mouse had arrived in today's mail.
I wish my new mouse had arrived in today's mail.
In general, if you see glowing, pulsating things in the game, you should click on them.
- Demigod Game Ganual
- Demigod Game Ganual
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted, but it was smashed in the mail processing system.milo christiansen wrote:Wish granted: you find your disk but its cracked and so you have to download a copy from digiex.
I wish my new mouse had arrived in today's mail.
I wish I had some #$%*@! peace of mind...
Also known as Subsentient.
- E-102 Gamma
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted. You now have one 1/4th of your mind.bendib wrote:I wish I had some #$%*@! peace of mind...
I wish I could play the Hungarian Rhapsody #2 on the piano.
- lav_coyote25
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
wish granted! but it sounds more like bethovens 5th
i wish some one had told me gold was going to be 1,600.00 dollars per ounce a few years ago... i would have bought at 300.00 per ounce and be RICH now!!!!
i wish some one had told me gold was going to be 1,600.00 dollars per ounce a few years ago... i would have bought at 300.00 per ounce and be RICH now!!!!
- E-102 Gamma
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted. Unfortunately, you only bought 0.0000125 ounces of gold for whatever reason, leaving you with two cents worth of gold now.
I wish for a spaceship disguised as a giant ham sandwich. Nobody will suspect a thing.
I wish for a spaceship disguised as a giant ham sandwich. Nobody will suspect a thing.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Wish granted! Unfortunately, the cloaking device had to actually turn the ship into a giant ham sandwich to make a respectable sandwich disguise, which ruined the de-cloaking device. Btw, the sandwich has no life support. >:^)
I wish for a box of pepperoni hot pockets.
I wish for a box of pepperoni hot pockets.
Also known as Subsentient.