Corrupt-A-Wish

[Mr_E]

wish partially granted... viewtopic.php?f=10&t=7015 justice pass - 8 player map needing to be played.

wish it were so...

wish granted Justice Pass is a hit everyone loves it, but some players complain that there is / and / or / are some technical issues with it, and due to their n00bish attitude they can not explain it.

i wish duct tape is / and / or / are golden...

[Defacto]

Wish granted, duct tape is now golden. However, this triggers a set of event which finally ends in the destruction of the Earth, and all Golden duct tape within it!

I wish that the save function in my Wz Game would work...

[Mr_E]

wish granted the save function works... there's just one problem. when you load a save game you discover that ALL your units and structures are under the control of a CPU.

i wish i could sleep like a patient on anesthesia...

[zarulhairee]

wish granted except after few mins you have been classified as dead

i wish i have a sun bath in hell

[coppercore]

Wish granted, but the only problem it's a sun bath in Hell, Michigan in the middle of winter. You freeze to death.

I wish I hadn't brought this thread back from the dead.

[lav_coyote25]

[quote="coppercore"I wish I hadn't brought this thread back from the dead.[/quote]

too late. you did. now it continues...


i wish coppercore and all of the community a Merry Christmas ( or whatever your celebrations are this time of year). also live long and prosper in the new year.

[milo christiansen]

Granted, but the

live long and prosper

part only applies to me

I wish I the random joke thread would become active once more.

[coppercore]

You're wish is granted, but the board has a punny overload and almost kills us all.

I wish for a pony! yay!

[kracker]

You're wish is granted, but the board has a punny overload and almost kills us all.

I wish for a pony! yay!

Wish granted, but it died a day later.

I wish my internet was as fast as lightning and dependable.

[coppercore]

Wish granted, but your internet goes so fast you get to the end of the internet. You go insane and commit ritual suicide.

I wish all your base are belong to me.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted!

unfortunately - it implodes and destroys not only your self, but the entire universe, bringing this entire thread to a permanent stop. there. noe you did it!! you destroyed the thread. way to go!!!

[Mr_E]

in soviet russia thread goes on!

i wish for a brain

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it was covered in fungus and filled with maggots.

I wish for a swarm of zombie gerbils to obey my commands.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted. unfortunately, the little buggers went postal on your butt, nipped , bit, scratched your ( unmentionables ) and you dies from a gerbil viral infection, crawling on your hands and knees , puking blood and guts, choking out your final words, which were.... "oh shirt, i should have stopped when i had the chance...." and i dance the dance of the flaming arsel on your grave.

now! i wish this would be the end of it. but i know some twisted evil bar stird will keep it going.

happy new year! lololololololololololol

[bendib]

Wish granted, but you did not specify the end of what. Your house goes up in a mushroom cloud. (pictured as my avatar)

I wish this thread would continue for half a year more.