Corrupt-A-Wish

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish I had my own army cyborgs that looked perfectly like humans and so they can go undetected into a human civilization and are LOYAL to me, just incase they get the thought of overthrowing me.

Wish granted! You get your very own army of loyal cyborg terminator minions!

Unfortunately, each one's robotic parts are powered by four AAA batteries, which run dry in about 5 minutes and constantly need to be replaced. You overspend on AAA batteries and battery chargers and go bankrupt before your evil plans of world domination are brought to fruition.

I wish for a solid gold hairbrush.

[Hesterax]

Wish granted!
That gets taken by the scavenger too!
I wish that the world would be mine! MWAH HAH HAH HAH!

[montetank]

Wish granted!
That gets taken by the scavenger too!
I wish that the world would be mine! MWAH HAH HAH HAH!

Wish granted!

I don`t need the world. I want to have this hair-dryer. To look like a scav is my fetish. There is a hair-dryer in Woolworth for 3,99 €. But i think, this dryer is a bug. Want a better one

[Hesterax]

What.?

[E-102 Gamma]

^ Indeed. I'm not sure you understand how this game works, montetank...

[montetank]

^ Indeed. I'm not sure you understand how this game works, montetank...

ooh-i see-sorry

[Hesterax]

Just want to ask. What's all the fuss about hair dryers

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish that the world would be mine! MWAH HAH HAH HAH!

Wish granted! The earth is now a proximity-triggered exploding device.

I wish for an adamantine piñata.

Just want to ask. What's all the fuss about hair dryers

Hair dryers are the coolest, except when they aren't.

[Hesterax]

Wish granted. You have an adamantine piñata.
You hit it all your life until you miss and hit your own head.
I wish their more people posting replies in this topic.

[AlphaThor01]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, the topic gets flooded with replies and is accidentally erased.

I wish for a new TV!

[Hesterax]

Wish granted!
You get a new TV for an extremely cheap price! Unfortunately the TV itself is also cheap.
I wish for a suit that can both lessen and strengthen the effects of gravity on the human body. Free, high quality, and uses LONG lasting rechargeable batteries.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but the force at which it pulled you to the earth was equal to the force of Jupiter's gravity, and the force at which it repelled you was equal to the force of Neptune's gravity. You become stretched out all noodly-like.

I wish PS/2 interface optical mice were all the rage again.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish PS/2 interface optical mice were all the rage again.

Wish granted! Everybody loves PS/2 optical mice.

...Except USB laser mice. Turns out, they don't appreciate being neglected, all alone in the cold, dark closets of those who rejected them in favor of optical mice.

They purchase an internet forums, which they call "Laser Mice Anonymous," through which they can collude and plot to take over the world and overthrow the PS/2 optical mouse menace once and for all.

And then their plans are discovered by the NSA and they are all located and arrested for utter villainy and for not being PS/2 optical mice.

The end.

I wish for a ruler that measures in light-years.

[Hesterax]

Wish granted!
Unfortunately you fall unconscious in the upper atmosphere as you try to measure the distance between Earth and Sirius B. Plus, the measurements will take forever to reach you.
I wish for the instant creation of the Blood Hound SSC.

[bendib]

Wish granted! It starts raining obese, chunky bloodhounds, which survive when they hit the ground because of their blubber, but cannot maul you because they are too fat to walk.

I wish for the ability to turn photographic-memory-record-mode on and off, so I could have most of my irrelevant daily details fade as usual, but be able to record the important stuff and always remember it in perfect detail.