Corrupt-A-Wish

[Iluvalar]

Wish granted ! You now have 1 more hour of class in which you can work at school (true story )

I wish this game would be even more fun .

[Giani]

Wish garanted, wz is the most fun game of the world, but nobody plays it anymore.
I wish 3.2 to be released today.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but they removed trucks in favor of pink ponies that poop purple goo that grows into a building.
I wish for derp.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. An alien xenomorph is now out to get you.

It's like a PREDator; it's stalking you.

I wish for Cave Story's level 3 Nemesis.

[D-011]

I wish for a fish.

[bendib]

Wish granted, it's a cute little goldfish. Bowl and water included. No dish.

I wish for a gun that shoots running chainsaws. :^3

[Jabol]

Wish is granted: You have your gun, unfortunately one of the chainsaws somehow cut your gun apart.

I wish for vodka.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, you have some vodka. But it isn't inside a bottle, it is inside a... rat.
I wish for a helicopter.

[Jabol]

Wish granted: You've got a helicopter, but when you just started flying, the heli-blades broke and you crashed.

I wish for Jihad bomb.

[Giani]

Wish garanted, you have a Jihad bomb now. Activated. Next to you.
I wish for something.

[Jabol]

Wish granted: You get a knife to the back.

I wish for patience. (I am waiting for a god damn game 1 week now)

[Andrie]

Wish granted you have patience for 1 minute!

I wish for nothing but to talk!

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! You get to talk to but nothing.

I wish for real-life tool-assisted-speedrun powers (like slowing down and rewinding time) so I can do freaking amazing things perfectly every time.

[Andrie]

Ok your wish is granted you have the thing but it doesn't work!

I wish for a day to be longer!

[Giani]

Ok your wish is granted you have the thing but it doesn't work!

Use more imagination?

I wish for a day to be longer!

Wish garanted, now a day lasts 10000000000000 hours, and you have to work(or to study) 1/3 of that time. Have fun!
I wish for being the best wish corrupter.