Corrupt-A-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Shadow Wolf TJC » 02 Jun 2012, 05:01

Granted, though your maps turn out poorly because they were being rushed.

I wish that more people would beta-test my Contingency mod, which was just released recently.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Lord Apocalypse » 02 Jun 2012, 05:08

wish granted, though unfortunately for you no one is able to run it and you spend years trying to figure out why.

I wish I had a working iron man suit.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Giani » 02 Jun 2012, 18:09

Wish garanted, but you can't take it off and either the helmet. You die because you can't eat food or drink.
I wish for 5 days whit no school and 2 days whit school every week.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Mr_E » 02 Jun 2012, 21:13

Wish granted, you and only you have two days of school a week, your fellow students jealous of your lack of school, string you up by your toes overnight... enjoy

I wish i could swim through land
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Giani » 02 Jun 2012, 23:11

Wish garanted. You have the idea of swimming to the center of the earth, and do it. You die because of the high temperature and nobody founds your body because lava burned it.
I wish for knowing what to wish.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby NoQ » 10 Jun 2012, 10:37

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you now also know the way your wish will be corrupted.

I wish for a setSky() JS API function to change the sky texture during the game.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Berg » 10 Jun 2012, 11:06

Wish granted but you only have night textures so you never see the sky.
I wish I had Cake.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby JDW » 10 Jun 2012, 12:11

Wish granted , here's your cake.

I wish for Merowingg to never stop using smileys in his posts.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Giani » 10 Jun 2012, 14:52

Wish garanted, but now he uses each smiley as a letter, so he writes whit only smilies.
I wish for mint ice-cream.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Merowingg » 10 Jun 2012, 17:31

Wish granted, but there is only 1% of mint in those icecreams of yours :)

I wish for I Phone the newest one with Siri :)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Giani » 10 Jun 2012, 17:48

Wish garanted, but Raj Kothrapali (the indian of The big bang theory) already bought all of them.
I wish for having a 100% mint ice-cream.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby bendib » 11 Jun 2012, 00:05

Wish granted. It is a super compressed ball of mint plants. Any further compression would cause nuclear fusion. It also weighs as much as the planet Mars.

I wish software would always let you set CFLAGS and have it actually compile using them.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Goth Zagog-Thou » 11 Jun 2012, 04:30

Wish granted. However, all future uses of CFLAG will result in singularity and the creation of a bubble universe.

I wish that they made cough medicine taste of strawberry ice cream.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby Shadow Wolf TJC » 11 Jun 2012, 05:13

Granted, though they made strawberry ice cream taste like cough medicine.

I wish for everyone in the world to just get along, and to end the cycle of hatred that's been so pervasive throughout it all (and may eventually spell doom for us all).
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Postby E-102 Gamma » 16 Jul 2012, 06:26

Wish granted! We are now all friends.

But then everyone finds out that peace is actually overrated and wars of world-ravaging proportions break out in every continent (including Antarctica, somehow) and everyone is forced into hiding underground.

And then a squirrel bonks you in the head with an acorn.

I wish to be put in Dr. Alan Grant's place over the course of the Jurassic Park movies. :D
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