Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Wish granted! I got my wish for an OCD cure...

I wish I was better at python.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted! You are better at pythons.

The pythons, however, are not amused. They all gang up and burn your house down.

I wish for several gourmet Mushroom and Swiss burgers.

[bendib]

Wish granted! They are all extremely tasty and satisfy you like no burger ever has.

I wish I could just be a nice person again.

[driver4]

I wish I could just be a nice person again.

Wish granted: Unfortunately you become way too nice and adopt 1000 children that you can not raise!

I wish for potato chips made of 100% all natural potatoes.

[bendib]

Wish granted! They are delicious and crispy beyond words.

I wish for an end to all suffering.

[driver4]

I wish for an end to all suffering.

Granted, everyone died.

I wish for an atomic bomb to explode at everyone's house.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish for an end to all suffering.

Granted, everyone died.

I wish for an atomic bomb to explode at everyone's house.

be careful of what you wish for. in this day and age, especially with the heightened tensions, your just likely to get it.

[driver4]

I wish for an end to all suffering.

Granted, everyone died.

I wish for an atomic bomb to explode at everyone's house.

be careful of what you wish for. in this day and age, especially with the heightened tensions, your just likely to get it.

Well if you think of it that way, the year 2100 isn't very far off

[bendib]

Wish granted. the bombs were the size of atoms and barely managed to kill a couple of bacteria.

I wish for..............................

[brakenfur]

wish granted you get nothing

i wish i would stop geting sick

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get sick and stay sick.



I wish for an L.

[bendib]

Wish granted. It's 100% pure solid gold and three feet tall.

I wish for and end to this insanity.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Wish granted. This thread is now locked.

I wish for a ton of gold coins.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted! An army of angry turtles, fire-breathing plants, cloud midgets, and mushroom looking things is now after you.

I wish to be able to perfectly mimic the Wilhelm scream.

[bendib]

Wish granted, but you can only do it at a volume inaudible to anything alive, and only one measly squeak of a scream.

I wish for some compassion, in both directions.