I'm deleting the Internet.

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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by lav_coyote25 » 08 Jan 2008, 05:35

no it wont... >:(


no flames please. ;D
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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by Kayiaxo » 16 Jan 2008, 23:53

lay_coyote to the resque.
[me=Kayiaxo]deletes the flames.[/me]

There done, anything else to delete ?
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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by Serman » 20 Jan 2008, 00:19

Kayiaxo wrote:
There done, anything else to delete ?
Why yes, just refer to the topic's title.

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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by Kayiaxo » 20 Jan 2008, 02:58

Looked like that was deleted a few posts ago already.
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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by doom3r » 20 Jan 2008, 03:01

meh, thats why i couldnt find it
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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by Verminus » 06 Mar 2008, 02:03

kage wrote: mine, though, is "what kind of loser would ever use nested tables?!"
one who likes headaches... but now that the internet has been deleted it doesn't matter anyway

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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by Rider » 06 Mar 2008, 09:35

This thread is just a ghost of a memory. None of you are really posting here, you're just not ready to accept that the internet has been deleted yet.

You geeks ;)

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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by Verminus » 06 Mar 2008, 16:25

So you telling me this is just all just in my head? That the internet doesn't exist?
If the internet is not real, then you aren't real either so you cant be here telling me its not real... so the internet is real.
But if the internet is real then you are real and you are telling me the internet is not real... so the internet is .....

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+++LOGIC ERROR : REALITY DYSFUNCTION DETECTED+++
*REALITY DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER*

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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by NucNut » 07 Mar 2008, 00:48

".... At this point, The internet, Earth, and indeed the rest of the universe disappeared in a puff of gibberish, logic and more posts."

:D ;)
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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by Verminus » 07 Mar 2008, 14:24

+++REALITY OFFLINE+++

*RESTARTING SERVER*

Please Wait...
... ... ... ...
Done.

*RESTORING BACKUP*
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... [20%]
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... [40%]
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... [60%]
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... [80%]
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..      [97.5%] - [FAILED]

---Corruption Detected In Reality Backup---
Cause : Data-Stream Compromised Due to Irrecoverable Logic Paradox.
Previous Backups Unusable Due To Reality Dysfunction

*BACKUP RESTORATION FAILED*

+++INITIATING FULL REALITY UPGRADE AND RESTART+++
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... [100%]
*RESTART SUCSESSFULL*

Attempting Partial Restore From Uncorrupted Section of Backup:
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. [DONE]
Reality 97.45% Restored Sucsessfully

+++Macrohard Archway Balcony Platinum Server Edition: running Reality 3.2.7.1(Alpha_Rc3)+++

                                      +++SERVER READY AND ON-LINE+++

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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by Slazer » 08 Mar 2008, 08:39

Server Meltdown: Lack of CPU memory due to servers huge ego: Commencing full emergency shutdown:


30% shutdown
45% shutdown
75% shutdown
100% shutdown

thank you and have a nice life

*SERVER OFFLINE*
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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by qwerty800 » 12 Mar 2008, 23:36

Windows crashed and will now shutdown
Then it will restart
Crashes
Restart
Reatart
Shutdown
Crashes
Shutdown
Shutdown
Shutdown
Crashes
Land
After, every passenger who survived will go out
And you will take a new OS replace windows

Hey do you know
What i will tell you really happen when you do it
Debian and Ubuntu wrote: user@computer:~# apt-get remove bash
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
The following packages will be REMOVED:
  bash
WARNING: The following essential packages will be removed.
This should NOT be done unless you know exactly what you are doing!
  bash
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 1 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
1 not fully installed or removed.
Need to get 0B of archives.
After unpacking 1982kB disk space will be freed.
You are about to do something potentially harmful.
To continue type in the phrase 'Yes, do as I say!'
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Re: I'm deleting the Internet.

Post by Commander_Keyes » 08 Dec 2008, 09:37

No! Without a shell, there is less geekery in Linux!

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