Corrupt-A-Wish

[Jonix]

Wish [not] granted. Perfection doesn't exist.

I wish for a bottle of yellow mustard.

Wish granted, you cut yourself whilst opening it so bleed in it turning it orange.

I wish to be the richest person on the planet!

Or just really rich...

[Lord Apocalypse]

Wish granted. You start up the ultimate ponzi scheme that bilks billions from all the other rich people. Once your ill gotten wealth is safe in the bank, the bank files for bankruptcy and closes its door. Now thanks to you no one is rich.

I wish I had wings.

[Jonix]

You miraculously grow 2 but you have spent you life walking so when you jump off a tree to fly, you fall to your death .

I wish I was the strongest person in the world .

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You are now the only person in the world who does not suffer from Polio.

I wish for a universal cure for all disease.

[bendib]

Wish granted. It was death.

I wish Fedora would keep their software up to date in the repos.

[lav_coyote25]

Wish granted. It was death.

I wish Fedora would keep their software up to date in the repos.

wish granted. fedora drops its renewal policy and folds. the community must now decide which way to do, debian or Ububtu. long live fedora ...

[Jonix]

I wish to be a genius..., well I'm pretty smart any way . Wait actually I am .

[Lord Apocalypse]

Wish granted, you become autistic.

I wish Gentoo would bring back the stage 1 tarballs....

[Goth Zagog-Thou]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, none of them will compile since the Stage 1 Tarballs in question only worked with the 2.2 branch of Linux.

I wish that I could be a Kamen Rider (and NOT that B.S 'Dragon Knight' ripoff crap!).

Oh wait .. HENSHIN! *poof*

[Jonix]

Wish granted "Shocker" killed you shortly after ... SORRY IF THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE I READ IT ON WIKIPEDIA...


I wish I was invincible!

[Merowingg]

Wish granted but you will never see yourself too

I wish I have one dollar


By the way this is the thousand post here did I win something ?

[brakenfur]

Wish granted but while your holding it the wind blows it away

I wish i had a new computer from the future

[Jonix]

A passing time traveler gives you one but it creates a temporal paradox and rips a hole in the fabric of space-time.
Lol, I want to be an astrophysicist. If this doesn't make any sence read this... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish for a Playstation 5!

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, though unfortunately, they'll never release any games for it, ever.

I wish for an end to this recession.