Corrupt-A-Wish

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Wish granted, though when you try to use it, your computer explodes because it couldn't handle it.

I wish that my wishes would never be corrupted.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. Your wishes would never be corrupted...

...If you'd never make any.

I wish for a portal to a parallel universe!

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it led to hell.

I wish for a pack of AAA batteries.

[Mr_E]

wish granted you get a pack of AAA batteries, they're dead

i wish for a train

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it's derailed at the bottom of a cliff.

I wish for everything.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish for everything.

wish granted - you are now crushed under the weight of everything - you forgot to state exactly where you wanted everything placed. so, everything is now placed on top of you. hope that meets with your approval. your welcome.

i wish for a beer. 1 single IPA beer. cold. in my hand. without being shaken.

[bendib]

Wish granted, you get 1 single cold IPA beer that's been thoroughly shaken.

I wish that this broken record of a life would really *break*.

[bendib]

bump!!!

[lav_coyote25]

bump!!!

was that a wish for a bump? or what? be patient.

[bendib]

bump!!!

was that a wish for a bump? or what? be patient.

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish that this broken record of a life would really *break*.

Granted. This record life of a break really broken. Whatever that's supposed to mean.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish that this broken record of a life would really *break*.

Granted. This record life of a break really broken. Whatever that's supposed to mean.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

wish not granted. a wish is required to be in here. failure to comply will result in the nullification of this thread... ok? just say the word...

i wish E-102 Gamma would say the word. nothing better than nullification of a thread. is like the smell of napalm in the morning.

[kracker]

I wish for this...

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=5343

See number of pages.

[lav_coyote25]

I wish for this...

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=5343

See number of pages.

wish granted. now go to that site and participate till your blue in the face. have a nice day.

thing is - you neglected to grant a wish. some people's kids eh!?!?!?

i wish E-102 Gamma would say the word. nothing better than nullification of a thread. is like the smell of napalm in the morning.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted!

...Erm, what word do you want me to say, exactly?

I wish for ascorbic acid and lots of it!