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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 15:17
by marsbound2024
macuser wrote:Granted, but the wind picked up and blew you both away.
I wish I had an iPhone 4
Granted, but someone ripped you off by switching the internals with only a lead weight and a chip that makes the phone only show the boot screen.
http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/07/keep ... p-does-no/
I wish macuser was a PC user.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 15:23
by Jorzi
I wish I had an iphone 4
Granted, but the signal vanishes when you hold it the wrong way and you're bound to a single operator.
(didn't even have to use my imagination on that one)
I wish macuser was a PC user.
Granted, but he still couldn't decide which mouse button to click.
I wish I had some delicious cookies and milk
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 17:11
by KukY
Jorzi wrote:I wish I had some delicious cookies and milk
Wish granted, but those cookies came from a malicious site and you got infected.
I wish I don't have to go to school now.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 18:40
by macuser
well you don't, but you sat around playing warzone 2100 and your brains rotted out
I wish I could program in c
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 19:59
by marsbound2024
macuser wrote:well you don't, but you sat around playing warzone 2100 and your brains rotted out
I wish I could program in c
You find that you can code anything you ever wanted in C, but it never compiles no matter how hard you try.
I wish I was a famous, published, writer with millions of fans!
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 21:01
by Epyon
Wish granted, but your book is on how to make nuclear weapons, and one of your fans used them to end the world! He was some doctor named Reed...
I wish I owned a prototype handheld rail cannon with enough power to penetrate 50 feet of solid steel!
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 21:06
by KukY
Epyon wrote:I wish I owned a prototype handheld rail cannon with enough power to penetrate 50 feet of solid steel!
Wish granted, but when you first shot from it you got yourself launched in Earth's orbit!
I wish all devices were compatible.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 21:33
by macuser
wish granted.... now all the pc viruses will infect your phone, mac, tv, car, pacemaker etc
I wish I had an aptera
http://www.aptera.com/
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 21:59
by XboxJosh
Wish granted, but it got a virus as well and now it won't start.
I wish they would finally invent a flying car
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 22:50
by Epyon
Wish granted, but it flys at an altitude of 20,000 feet and has no landing equipment. oh, and no fuel tank.
i wish i wasn't in orbit from that rail gun. never trust prototypes.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 23:10
by XboxJosh
Wish granted. You landed on Mars.
I wish I had a parachute.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 00:06
by Epyon
Wish granted, but the parachute is made of 25 tons of depleted uranium.
I wish i was on earth again. do people have something against me being there?
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 03:07
by kracker
Epyon wrote:Wish granted, but the parachute is made of 25 tons of depleted uranium.
I wish i was on earth again. do people have something against me being there?
Were you on Mars?
Wish granted, but people thought you were a alien from Mars and some scientists killed you and observed you.
I wish I had a satelite uplink site and several super-long arty so I could kill anyone or nuke anything I wanted
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 04:55
by Black Project
kracker wrote:I wish I had a satelite uplink site and several super-long arty so I could kill anyone or nuke anything I wanted
Wish granted!
However, you forgot super AA defenses, which mean you will mostly end up bombed by swarms of angry plasmite bombers
I wish a MG Viper Wheels!
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 05:08
by kracker
Black Project wrote:kracker wrote:I wish I had a satelite uplink site and several super-long arty so I could kill anyone or nuke anything I wanted
Wish granted!
However, you forgot super AA defenses, which mean you will mostly end up bombed by swarms of angry plasmite bombers
I wish a MG Viper Wheels!
Why did you want that instead of a dragon double-gauss cannon?
Wish granted, but the millitary quickly heard of it and destroyed it