Corrupt-A-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 04 Oct 2014, 00:31

Wish granted! You get a flaming pile of jelly beans and broken chainguns.

I wish for an oil drum full of Reeses peanut butter cups.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 04 Oct 2014, 22:49

Wish granted!

You get a 1:1000 scale model of an oil drum filled with 1:1000 scale Reese's peanut butter cups. Enjoy... :?

I wish for mad skateboarding skills. :D

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 05 Oct 2014, 14:07

Wish granted! You acquire insane skateboarding skills, which include braining people with skateboards and your famous pumpkin and skateboard chunk stew.

I wish gummy worms didn't use animal product (gelatin).
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Hesterax » 12 Oct 2014, 13:18

Wish Granted!

Now they use concrete....

I wish for an Intergalactic Transportation Vehicle :)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 14 Oct 2014, 01:29

Wish granted. You've been abducted by aliens! :augh:

I wish for a robotic, self-aware Frisbee. :D

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 14 Oct 2014, 11:38

Wish granted! It turns against you. It also has blades on its edge, turning it into a flying rotary saw blade. :twisted:

I wish for more low oil games in the lobby.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 17 Oct 2014, 08:03

Wish granted!

Zero-oil games are now trending. He who controls the oil barrels controls the world. :o

I wish for a pet crow that has learned how to play Chess with proficiency. :D

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by NoQ » 09 Nov 2014, 19:10

Wish granted! Unfortunately, you now stop playing Warzone 2100, because pet crows playing Chess are just so much more fun than people playing Warzone 2100...

I wish for a "trap cursor" mode in my browser, so that it scrolled web page down when i move my cursor to the bottom border of the window.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Goth Zagog-Thou » 09 Nov 2014, 21:32

Wish granted .. unfortunately, now you cannot do anything but remain in your web browser. You are unable to close it either.

I wish I had complete mastery over all space and time.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 10 Nov 2014, 10:01

Wish granted!

You have been granted the Commodore 64 of Time and Space! With it, you can re-write history, one line of code at a time. 8)

I wish for a portable teleportation device. :D

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Xantum2 » 03 Jan 2015, 18:41

Which granted, However, doctor reed stole it

I wish for my videos to work for war zone! (Seriously :annoyed: )

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Hesterax » 08 Jan 2015, 13:18

Xantum2 wrote:Which granted, However, doctor reed stole it

I wish for my videos to work for war zone! (Seriously :annoyed: )
Wish Granted.

However the game suffers from a massive programming bug which causes the videos to constantly replay blocking out in-game content.

I wish that the laptop I am currently using doesn't have its entire screen supported by 2 fragile hinges barely a centimeter in width.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 14 Jan 2015, 04:16

Hesterax wrote:
Xantum2 wrote:Which granted, However, doctor reed stole it

I wish for my videos to work for war zone! (Seriously :annoyed: )
Wish Granted.

However the game suffers from a massive programming bug which causes the videos to constantly replay blocking out in-game content.

I wish that the laptop I am currently using doesn't have its entire screen supported by 2 fragile hinges barely a centimeter in width.

Wish granted! It's now supported by 2 broken toothpicks. *crunch*

I wish for a Reeses peanut butter cup the diameter of my head.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 14 Jan 2015, 05:05

Wish granted!

You get a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup of typical size!

(Because a witch doctor shrunk your head. :augh:)

I wish for complete immunity to all things magical, including magic tricks, magic fireballs, and magic markers.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Hesterax » 11 Mar 2015, 14:43

Wow, seems like no one replies to this thread anymore. Anyway:

Wish granted, you get hit by a Machinegun Viper Wheels controlled by Nexus :twisted:

I wish for this thread to be more active again :(
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