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Wish granted!

You get a broken clock. When you hold it in your hand, you move forward through time.

'Course, you also move forward through time when you aren't holding it in your hand, but still.

I wish for a watch that has a minute hand, a millennium hand, and an eon hand.

E-102 Gamma wrote:Wish granted!

You get a broken clock. When you hold it in your hand, you move forward through time.

'Course, you also move forward through time when you aren't holding it in your hand, but still.

I wish for a watch that has a minute hand, a millennium hand, and an eon hand.

Wısh granted!

(Sticks a piece of steel on an ordinary watch)

İ wish for a thousand wishes (classic wish)!

Wish granted!

You get chewed out by a genie for trying to wish for more wishes. Nice try.

I wish for an unobtanium boomerang, capable of flying miles when thrown and returning to the point it was thrown from.

E-102 Gamma wrote:Wish granted!

You get chewed out by a genie for trying to wish for more wishes. Nice try.

I wish for an unobtanium boomerang, capable of flying miles when thrown and returning to the point it was thrown from.

Wish granted!

Unfortunately unobtanium turns out to be a super-conductor and you get struck by lightning as you are about to throw it.

I wish for a genie that doesn't chew me out

Wish granted!

You get a Game Genie for the Philips CD-i.

I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

E-102 Gamma wrote:Wish granted!

You get a Game Genie for the Philips CD-i.

I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Wish granted!

You get a sandwich made out of tough and disgusting tasting jelly smeared with butter with peanuts added in.

I wish for an amazing magic hat

Wish geanted. you insert your hand first time in the hat and a zombie gerbil pulled out of it and eat your all flesh.

I wish a complicated wish that can't be wished.

Seems like a pretty simple wish to me.

Wish granted! You have obtained a fish.



It doesn't look particularly happy to see you, though.

I wish to fight a mailbox with my bare hands.

Wish granted. Your mailbox transforms into a 900LB, 8Ft tall muscle-monster of a professional wrestler.

I wish I wasn't an idiot.

bendib wrote:Wish granted. Your mailbox transforms into a 900LB, 8Ft tall muscle-monster of a professional wrestler.

I wish I wasn't an idiot.

Wish Granted.

Your brain is now non-existent and your intelligence level can't be measured.

I wish that there was a smiley face for sarcasm in this forum.

Wish granted! Here you go!:



I wish for an adorable hamster that has all of the powers of Superman.

Wish Granted!
You get a helium-stuffed Hamster dressed in a superman costume
I wish that Teletubbies didn't' look so creepy

Wish granted!

There are now 8 teletubbies instead of 4, for twice the creepiness.

I wish for a cup of inter-dimensional chocolate milk.

Wish granted! You receive a cup of four-dimensional milk. You are only able to drink a 3-dimensional cross-section of it.

I wish for SO. MUCH. PEANUT BUTTER.

Wish granted!

You get so much peanut butter that it forms a new planet made entirely out of peanut butter!

Unfortunately, this planet's orbit is rather elliptical. After flying a good distance out into space (and freezing solid), it begins its approach towards the star around which it is orbiting, and ultimately melts and bursts into flames due to over-exposure to the star's rays. R.I.P. in Reese's, peanut butter.

I wish for a chain gun that fires jelly beans.