Corrupt-A-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by AWarZoner » 24 Jun 2014, 20:41

Wish granted!

All sockets and adapters are internasionally compatible!! :geek: But when you go to South Africa and you plug your 110V applience into the socket it blows up because South Africa uses 230V wall sockets.. :roll:

I wish that learning could be speeded up!!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Hesterax » 24 Jun 2014, 21:11

AWarZoner wrote:Wish granted!

All sockets and adapters are internasionally compatible!! :geek: But when you go to South Africa and you plug your 110V applience into the socket it blows up because South Africa uses 230V wall sockets.. :roll:

I wish that learning could be speeded up!!
Wish Granted!

You are now forced to learn more and still graduate at the age of 21, or more...

I wish people weren't allergic to peanuts.

PS: Asia and other places use the same voltage, my appliances don't blow up.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 24 Jun 2014, 23:06

Wish granted! With the abolition of nut allergy, ten million gallon blobs of peanut butter start raining from the sky, devastating the cities and making everyone wish for some grape jelly.

I wish for a large case of safe, effective adrenaline injections. I'm tired of tired.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by AWarZoner » 25 Jun 2014, 07:57

Wish granted! You get the safe and effective adrenaline injection. But then you get a neverending energy boost that you can only run the whole time (you can't sit/stand quiet).

I wish that I can just play WZ again!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by JamesNZ » 25 Jun 2014, 11:07

Wish granted! Regrettably, you're now bolted to the computer desk, unable to do anything but play WZ.

I wish regex was simpler.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 26 Jun 2014, 03:20

Wish granted! It's now so simple it's useless.

I wish for a U-Haul full of Reeses peanut butter cups.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by AWarZoner » 26 Jun 2014, 14:58

Wish granted! You have so many "U-Haul's full of Reeses peanut butter cups" you dont know where to put them!

I wish for a i7 processer!

P.S. Do you like peanut butter?

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 26 Jun 2014, 21:56

Yes, I do love peanut butter. I eat far too much of it for my own good. I take care not to spread it to those who have peanut allergies, I eat so many peanut products.

Wish granted! You receive a CPU manufactured on Sesame Street. This four-core processor brought to you by the letter i and the number 7. And it's a MIPS CPU.

I wish for a jar of those tiny dill pickles often called gherkins.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by AWarZoner » 27 Jun 2014, 10:01

Wish granted! They are so sour that when you eat one it destroys your tung's tastebuds! :oops: :oops:

I wish for a SSD!! :geek: :geek:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 27 Jun 2014, 13:30

Wish granted! I give you the burned out 8GB SSD from a netbook I got as parts a couple years back.

I wish my kitties were comfortable laying on the couch with me. :^(
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by AWarZoner » 27 Jun 2014, 15:29

Wish granted! They are so comfortable that they start scratching you so you have to stand up!

I wish for I could make up my mind as to what Linux Distro to use! <<== I really can't make up my mind!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 30 Jun 2014, 09:02

Wish granted! You ask me for a copy of my i586 XFCE distro, and spend the rest of your days painfully compiling enormous packages from source because there is no package manager whatsoever and virtually no support.

I wish I could just nut up and deal with my problems and responsibilities in a good, honorable way.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by AWarZoner » 30 Jun 2014, 21:18

Wish granted you deal with your responsiblities in a good and honorable way. But you get tired of it and them you just return to your current state!

I wish for a new small and high perfomance laptop!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by JamesNZ » 01 Jul 2014, 06:58

Wish granted! But the laptop turns out to be a gadget from the NSA that spies on all your doings.

I wish bugs were not a Thing™.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by AWarZoner » 01 Jul 2014, 08:56

Wish granted bugs were not a Thing™, bugs are the Thing™.

I wish I could stay up later in the evenings!

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